Zsa Zsa Porkmustard competes in the Miss Galaxy Pageant on episode 101 of The Jim Henson Hour. She represents the planet Koozebane, and speaks in a warbled abstract tongue. Instead of singing a song, she excretes ammonia while setting fire to her nose.

Ms. Porkmustard loses the competition to Jo Beth Garfdoohoo, who eats the panel of judges.

The puppet used for this character was previously used for Food in a number of appearances.