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Wigtrainer
PERFORMER Dave Goelz
DEBUT 1978

The Wig Trainer appeared in Episode 310 of The Muppet Show, where he was interviewed by Louis Kazagger in Muppet Sports. He trained a racing wig, who he called Greased Lightning, not because he was speedy but because he was greasy. He also stated that he does not use shampoo for wigs. Instead, he only uses real poo.

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