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Vogons

Vogons are a vile, nasty, bureaucratic species who destroy the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Vogons come from the planet Vogsphere. Vogons are said to not actually be evil, but they are callous, bureaucratic, mean-tempered and not one of them would lift a finger to save their Mother from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, unless they had the necessary paperwork. The leader of the Vogon constructor fleet is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, while a higher-ranking Vogon bureaucrat, Kwaltz, is his immediate superior.

Vogons eat Scintillating Jeweled Scuttling Crabs, which they import from Vogsphere. They write the third worst poetry in the universe.

Vogons are said to be the worst shots in the galaxy. It is said that they best way to get a drink out of one is to stick your finger up its throat. They sometimes feed criminals to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

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