Written by Phillip Namanworth
Date 1978
Publisher Shirdi Music Company

"A Very Fair, Very Square Dance" is a song on the Sesame Street album Fair Is Fair. The song emphasizes polite behavior, manners, and inclusivity when dancing.

The lead singer (voiced by Jerry Nelson) is a square dance caller (depicted on the album cover as a Fat Blue Anything Muppet). The album incorrectly identifies the singer, Harry, as "Herry." Named hillbillies include Jethro, Caleb, and Marybeth, voiced by Christopher Cerf, Jeff Moss (Caleb), and composer Phillip Namanworth.