Paul K. BissonEdit

I enjoyed The Muppets when I was a kid. And for the last few years, I've had the pleasure of rediscovering them through my friend, Scott. I'm not active here, but I may dive into a few particular pages soon. No promises. You can usually find me administering The Bionic Wiki.

Muppets and MeEdit

A few fast facts:

• I was six years old when The Muppet Show debuted. What was it about 1976 that realized the core group of my fandoms? Wonder Woman, The Bionic Woman, and The Omen.
• Sesame Street was a staple of my childhood.
• My favorite Sesame Street sketch is the one about The Golden An.
• My favorite Sesame Street song sketch is One Way.
• My favorite Sesame Street Muppet is probably Grover.
• I drove my mother insane one day when I pretended to be Simon Soundman. All. Day. Long.
• I never got into Fraggle Rock
• I never knew Muppets Tonight existed.
• I don't like "life-sized" Muppets. They scare me.
• Big monster Muppets scare me.
• Big monster Muppets that EAT PEOPLE terrify me.
• Janice terrifies me. Where are her eyes?
• Muppets without eyes scare me.
• Sesame Street was safer than The Muppet Show -- monsters never ate Susan or Bob or Big Bird.
• I remember telling my mom that Big Bird had a friend named Mr. Snuffleupagus. She didn't believe me.
• Mr. Snuffleupagus scared me.
• Of all the movies, I've only seen the first one.
• Kermit singing Rainbow Connection moves me.
• Since my introduction to it, I must watch A Muppet Family Christmas every year.
• My favorite Muppet Show is the Lynda Carter episode. "Wonder Lynda!"
• I love the Rita Moreno episode. The Panel Discussion segment makes me laugh just thinking about it.
• Jim Henson taught me how to skip rocks on water.
• Scott Hanson taught me about Jim.