|Music by||Joe Raposo|
|Lyrics by||Ray Sipherd|
|Publisher|| Sesame Street, Inc.|
Jonico Music, Inc.
Gordon comes across Grundgetta practicing for the dance contest at the upcoming Trash Man's Ball. She demonstrates the dance she'll be doing - "The Trashbag Waltz" (where she dances with a bag of trash) - as Oscar sings the tune. Gordon doesn't understand why she doesn't use Oscar as her dance partner, a concept the Grouches find ridiculous.