Tom Twinkletoes is the host of Dancing with Triangles, where contestants have to dance with a triangle. The first few contestants are well-received by the judges but are nixed because their dancing partners are not triangles; Chris flamenco-dances with a hexagon, Gordon square-dances with a square, and Maria tangos with The Elephant.

When Twinkletoes becomes desperate, audience member Telly Monster obliges to waltz with a triangle, thus becoming the show's winner. All contestants dance on stage as Tom Twinkletoes signs off: "Join us again next week for Dancing With Dodecahedrons!"

Twinkletoes is a spoof of Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron. One distinct trait of Twinkletoes' is how he emphasizes the word "triangle," while jerkily tilting his head every time he says it.