The Wicked Witch of the West

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The Wicked Witch of the West is the sister of the Wicked Witch of the East, Tattypoo, and Glinda in The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. She pursues Dorothy Gale for the silver slippers, which she felt by familial inheritance rights should have gone to her.

As in the original The Wizard of Oz novel, but not the 1939 film portrayal by Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch wears an eye-patch. Beneath the patch lies a glass eye which gives her telescopic vision. She also sports an enchanted biker cap with which she commands her Flying Monkeys. She receives her come-uppance when tap water is used in her bath.

She also sings a song in the movie in which her Flying Monkeys take Scarecrow and the Tin Thing into peaces. The song is called the "The Witch is in the House". These are the lyrics to "The Witch is in the House":

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When I need to spell it out Dorothy Gale! This is my show, Sorry, you fail There’s only room for one rock goddess in OZ You’ve lost you’re bloom, poor thing, already a “was” Pay attention, listen to moi This TV special is mine, comme ca? So you can leave the silver shoes at the door Cos the diva’s got the floor

Look out! The witch is in the house The witch is in the house The witch is in the house She’s hot The witch is in the house

This is my scene, this is my set I may be gorgeous. But I’m bad as they get

She’s hot

You better run Cos you ain’t seen nothing yet Watch out The witch is in the house Two, three, four! Get ’em, boys!

The eye, oh, no The eye, eye, eye, eye The eye sees all The eye, eye, eye, eye Here comes the eye! The witch is in the house The witch is in the house Eye, eye, eye, eye The witch is in the house

I’m taking my shoes Audition’s over and this time you lose Look for all the glory details On the ten o’clock news

Watch out The witch is in the house

Watch out! The witch is in the house.