Written by	Ed Haley
Date	1884

Kermit the Frog sings this to Heather Locklear in episode 203 of Muppets Tonight. Every time Kermit tapped his cane twice, Heather's mood change from nice to evil and hurts anyone at the times she was evil. Other characters featured in the number are Andy Pig, Randy Pig, Bobo, Bean Bunny, and other various Muppets, including several rabbits.