Written by	Richard Chevat
Illustrator	Joe Ewers
Published	1992
Publisher	Grolier
Series
ISBN	0717282872

Gonzo is way too excited about show-and-tell. Lost in a self-absorbed fugue state, he disrespects his grandmother, his aunt and his cousin, all before breakfast. He pushes past his friends onto the school bus, interrupts his teacher during class, and refuses to wait his turn. Before long, Gonzo is known around school as an ill-mannered pest.

That night, Gonzo dreams about his teacher stealing crayons. Then his grandmother puts a rock in his bed.