|Music by||Arthur Sullivan|
|Lyrics by||W.S. Gilbert|
|Source||The Pirates of Penzance|
Gilda Radner and a Seven-foot-tall Talking Carrot performs "Policeman's Song", also called "When a felon's not engaged in his employment", as part of a medley of songs from The Pirates of Penzance on episode 304 of The Muppet Show.