|Music by||Joe Raposo|
|Lyrics by||Cathi Rosenberg-Turow|
|Publisher||Jonico Music Inc.|
Having pestered Maria earlier with his un-helpful jobs (vacuum salesman and game show host), he returns again to deliver he lunch. He sings the song and dances, but has trouble remembering the finale rhyme for "friend". When he finally gets the right rhyme, he does his song and dance again, followed by a bow that spills Maria's pizza from the box.