Pickled Egg

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The Pickled Egg was ordered by Waldorf at a bar in episode 205 of Muppets Tonight.

While obviously drunk, due to the fact that he was a pickled egg he declares his love for Statler and Waldorf and then falls to the floor, smashing into bits.

Statler eulogizes the egg by noting that the "poor guy cracked up."