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Philip Oscar Beanes is a partner in the firm of Porque & Beanes, Attorneys-at-Law. As Miss Piggy's lawyer, Mr. Beanes sends a cease & desist order to Kermit the Frog in Before You Leap. The document forbids Kermit from discussing the truth about his relationship with Piggy. While the latter allegedly has no desire to pursue legal action, Beanes states that he and his colleagues are "straining at the bit." The attorney signs the letter "Litigously yours, Phil O. Beane," with the letter s omitted from his surname.