Oscar-the-Grouch's Alphabet of Trash
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| Written by | Jeffrey Moss |
| Illustrator | Sal Murdocca |
| Published | 1977 |
| Publisher | Golden Press |
| Series | A Golden Shape Book |
| ISBN |
Oscar the Grouch presents his grouchy version of the alphabet. Some of the letters provide glimpses into his lifestyle:
D is for "dust", and Oscar dusts his furniture -- by dumping dust on to his bed and nightstand.
E is for "eggshells", which Oscar puts into his bed at night "to get a crummy night's sleep".
G is for "garbage", and the Garbage Grouch arrives with Oscar's weekly supply.
N is for a "no-good necktie", which helped Oscar win the Worst-Dressed Grouch of the Year award.
P is for "patched-up porcupine": "Some people sleep with teddy bears, but I prefer a porcupine because it's so prickly."
V is for "violin": "I love to play the Grouch Sonata late at night."
W is for "worm", and Oscar presents his pet, Slimey.
Other editions
Also released as a Book-and-Record set (BR-00005), and as a Book-and-Tape set (BT-00005).

