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Kermit drinking

Kermit samples some elderflower wine in The Frog Prince.

JulieCookieSpender

Cookie Monster drinks a cocktail in Julie on Sesame Street.

DrunkWhatnot

Jim Henson's drunk Whatnot on The Tonight Show.

SparklingMuscatel

The Terrace Restaurant

MoisheOofnik-wine

Moishe Oofnik downs an entire bottle of wine.

VMXJohnny

Johnny Fiama tends bar at Club Dot.

Oscar's Yucchy Scotch

Henson company liquor label production gift.

Rat-margarita

On-screen lyrics from Muppet Treasure Island (Muppet Sing Alongs).

308 wine bottle

Nurse Piggy is startled when the camera finds her spying a wine spritzer in the first aid kit.

DownattheOldBullandBush

Whatnots lure the listener in to drinking with them "Down at the Old Bull and Bush".

Nov 11, 1971 Dom DeLuise, a Muppet & Flip Wilson

A barfly Muppet in a Flip Wilson Show "sketch about drunks at a bar," per newspaper listing, with Flip Wilson and Dom DeLuise.

Drunk Constantine is nursed by Ricky Gervais

A drunk Constantine is nursed by Ricky Gervais.

Instances in which the Muppets imbibe alcohol, or where it is implied.

  • According to "Barbeque", "if your tastes are like mine, you like cider, not wine."
  • Rita Moreno drinks several shots of whiskey and some pigs have a bottle of wine at their table in "I Get Ideas".
  • Piggy: "Dr. Bob, are you ready for the next bear?"
  • Rowlf: "Why, Nurse Piggy, I couldn't have a beer now, I'm about to operate!"
  • "Swanee" from episode 402 takes place in a beer hall with dozens of steins filled with sudsy beer.
  • In the same episode, Kermit provides narration for a noir detective story, explaining that he'd gone back to his office for a root beer. He places mild emphasis on "root"; the style of storytelling the script is spoofing would most likely have referenced the detective drinking an alcoholic beverage.
  • The March Hare offers Alice (Brooke Shields, who was 15 at the time) some wine in The Muppet Show episode 506. She doesn't see any at the table, and the Hare responds that it's because there isn't any.
  • Most of the patrons at the El Sleezo Cafe in The Muppet Movie are drinking. After a brawl breaks out, Fozzie Bear poses as a bartender and tells everyone that drinks are on the house (which they take literally).
  • Kermit and Piggy drink wine through straws at The Terrace Restaurant in The Muppet Movie. Waiter Steve Martin asks Kermit if he'd like to smell the cap. Piggy says it makes her feel giggly.
  • The poster for The Muppet Movie by Drew Struzan features Kermit and Piggy in a boat with a jug of wine tied to the bow.
  • In "A Frog Too Far" from The Muppets Go to the Movies, Piggy plays a waitress who takes an order from Kermit playing a soldier at a USO club. "Bring me another grasshopper... oh, and a root beer to go with it. Those grasshoppers are pretty salty."
  • Attending the ballet for a Great Performances presentation, Kermit and Piggy order sparkling banana chamblee wine during the intermission of Prokofiev's Cinderella.
  • In episode 212 of Muppets Tonight, Statler and Waldorf are drinking brandy as they watch the show. Waldorf comments, "This show is like a glass of brandy. It's old and it makes my head hurt."
  • "Shiver My Timbers" includes the lyric, "those buccaneers drown their sins in rum, the Devil himself would have to call them scum."
  • Kermit drinks a root beer (placing emphasis on the "root" to the audience) at a French pub in the "Moulin Scrooge" number from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie.
  • Robin the Frog plays the "green fairy" that absinthe drinkers are fabled to see in the "Moulin Scrooge" number from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie.
  • In It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, Statler and Waldorf claim to have bought drinks at Club Dot. The bartender (Johnny Fiama) says "They're lyin!" as he pours shots.
  • Statler and Waldorf claim Miss Piggy's "hittin' the sauce again" after she dunks her pizza strip into some dipping sauce in a Pizza Hut commercial.
  • A baby from a black-and-white number in The Muppet Show Comic Book #5, holds a mug that says "Repeal the 18th!" The Eighteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution established Prohibition in the United States making the sale, manufacture, and transportation of alcohol for consumption illegal.
  • When Kermit interviewed Johnny Depp at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he appeared in a costume inspired by Depp's character from the movie, mimicking his drunken disposition. Depp informs him that it requires rum. "I like that even better," Kermit replied. "I might pickle myself."
  • During a radio interview on On Air with Ryan Seacrest, Piggy is asked if she drinks. She responds that she never touches the stuff. Seacrest always assumed she was a drunk.
  • In an appearance on the Australian Today, Murray describes an Ozzie slang word as a food dish and orders one with a side of Merlot. Karl Stefanovic says he enjoyed a beer in a New York City restaurant, but Zoe says they don't know anything about drinking. Stefanovic offers to take Murray to a bar; Murray says he's ready with his fake ID (claiming he can pass for eight years old).
  • Jason Segel and Kermit recall a recent trip they made together to Mexico in an interview segment for Unscripted. They tried a drink there called "The Muppet": a mix of Sprite and tequila which involves having your head shaken around like a Muppet (Segel demonstrates with Kermit). On ENERGY Berlin 103,4, he mentioned he drank Sambuca there; he also likes the worms at the bottom of vodka. (YouTube)
  • In a March 24, 2014 interview on BBC Radio 1, Piggy's answer to a listener about how to handle a hangover is to not drink so much in the first place.
  • Appearing on Alan Carr: Chatty Man in March 2014, Kermit and Constantine are served Sambuca by the show's host. They make jokes about not being able to reach the glasses from the couch, but promise to drink it off-camera. After commercial break, Constantine is offered a Jägerbomb, but it's clear that he's already had too much to drink and starts a fight with Carr. Gary Barlow performs a song during the final segment who is joined by Carr and Kermit. The camera cuts to Constantine several times being nursed by Ricky Gervais holding a bowl under his head.

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