Hallmark produced a set of Muppet notepads in 1980, featuring Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

The Miss Piggy notepad has a photo of a very relaxed Miss Piggy at the top, with the title: "A Star's Life Is Never Her Own".

Under the title are two sets of checkboxes:

While I'm otherwise occupied:

  • having my hair done
  • seeing my agent, Bernie
  • discussing the publication of my autobiography
  • finding a great Chinese restaurant

Please:

  • pick up the laundry
  • take out the garbage
  • note all important phone calls which I'm sure to receive
  • other