Marty the Earthling

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Marty the Earthling hosts the Miss Galaxy Pageant from the Hotel Swanky Ursa Major in episode 101 of The Jim Henson Hour. He speaks briefly with Zsa Zsa Porkmustard and Jo Beth Garfdoohoo, the pageant finalists, until Jo Beth devours the contest judges. Realizing that his tastelessness is what's keeping him alive, Marty signs off, hoping Jo Beth is kept from finding some hollandaise.