|Music by||Sam Pottle|
|Lyrics by||Emily Perl Kingsley|
|Publisher||Sesame Street Inc.|
"Madame Schwartzhead Blending" is a Sesame Street song.
Madame Schwartzhead performs a song about when she doesn't know a word, she sounds it out herself. She initially uses her hand fan, making her harried stage manager (Frank Oz) bring on a giant fan that nearly ruins the set. She then sings about her net scarf and the stage manager drops a net on her. She's dragged up to the rafters while the stage manager soaks in the applause.