|Written by||Dave Kinnoin|
In the song, Kermit tries to convince Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, and Mad Monty to become good rather than bad. His song doesn't convince them, but Kermit always has hope. They're joined by a Girl Pirate, some aboriginal Pigs, Old Tom, Mudwell the Mudbunny, a seagull, and Murray the Minstrel.
The song appeared as a bonus feature on the Blu-ray release of Muppet Treasure Island.