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Late Show with David Letterman

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Late Show with David Letterman (1993-present) is an award-winning CBS late night talk show hosted by David Letterman with band leader and sidekick Paul Shaffer. Letterman previously hosted Late Night with David Letterman on NBC from 1982 to 1993.


Muppet Mentions

Muppet Themed Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Reasons Hillary Won't Be Invited Back to Sesame Street
October 15, 1993

10) Announced government plans to rid the nation of talking frogs by 1996
9) Asked if she could spell "cat", she snapped "I'm a Yale graduate, you felt-faced freak!"
8) Two words: "puppet tax"
7) Mistook Oscar the Grouch for a rat; beat him to death with a rake
6) Insisted on wearing totally inappropriate cone bra
5) She squeezed Big Bird a little too hard during health care "turn your head and cough segment."
4) Demanded dressing room fridge be stocked with malt liquor
3) Told behind-the-scenes puppeteers: "That's pretty much how I handle Bill."
2) She pulled one of those Ted Danson deals.
1) Kept saying "Where the hell's Barney?"

Top Ten Changes They're Making To Sesame Street
November 16, 1998

10) Steinbrenner buys neighborhood and moves it to Jersey
9) In a very special episode, Grover develops a severe case of static cling
8) Instead of the letter "B," show now brought to you by Budweiser
7) Oscar the Grouch has new roommate in garbage can: Tony the Mob Corpse
6) Bert dumps Ernie for a massage therapist named Rico
5) Bill Gates comes on to teach kids the number 55 billion
4) You know that counting Vampire? He and Buffy start getting it on!
3) Newest furry creature -- Willie Nelson
2) Big Bird launches rap career -- changes name to Notorious B.I.G.B.I.R.D.
1) Goodbye Jimmy Smits -- hello Rick Schroeder

Top Ten Ways The Muppets Can Appeal To Today's Teens
July 20, 1999

10) Sexually curious Gonzo sticks nose in warm apple pie
9) Introduce new Muppet -- Notorious B.I.G. Bird
8) Sesame Street episodes now sponsored by the number 3 and Colt 45
7) Rumble scene with cast of South Park where Gonzo shanks Cartman
6) Goodbye singing, dancing and hugging -- hello drinking, fighting and smoking
5) Cookie Monster writes tell-all book about his struggles with eating disorder
4) New fuzzy purple Muppet named "Ritalin"
3) Kermit gets "thug life" tattoo on chest
2) Scooter openly complains about the guy with his hand up his ass
1) Kubrick-style orgy scene in Ernie and Bert's bathtub

Top Ten List Muppet Mentions

  • Top Ten Elf Pick-Up Lines — December 17, 1996
1) That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling
  • Top Ten New York City Holiday Traditions — December 18, 1996
6) Times Square hookers offer free tickle to anyone named "Elmo"
  • Top Ten Least Popular Christmas Carols — December 23, 1996
10) Elmo roasting on an open fire
  • Top Ten Signs Your Mailman Has Been Working Much Too Hard — December 16, 1996
2) Claims he's Elmo; demands that you tickle him
  • Top Ten Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents — December 27, 1996
2) You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed
  • Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is in the Mafia — March 4, 1997
2) After having an argument with his kid, your kid wakes up with the head of Tickle Me Elmo on his pillow
  • Top Ten Surprises In The New James Bond Movie — December 18, 1997
9) Bond's mission: To find the last "Sing 'n Snore Ernie."
  • Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys — November 18, 1998
8) Light-Me-On-Fire Elmo
  • Top Ten What Dumb Guys Think 'Y2K' Is — February 9, 1999
5) What today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by.
  • Top Ten Lessons I Learned In College — May 18, 2001
9) Roommates could be pretty harsh if you're still sleeping with your Big Bird doll
  • Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Guy Dressed as The Hulk — June 23, 2003
4) "Hey, did you just call me 'Kermit'? You son of a bitch"

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