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Two Muppets, Tommy and Fred, appeared in ads for Kern's Bakery in the late-1960s. 24 ten-second ads were produced in 1965 and 1966, and they aired from 1966 to 1969. Structurally, these ads were very similar to the Wilkins Coffee ads, and some are direct remakes, as were many of the commercials produced by Muppets, Inc. for local markets during this period.

Title list[]

Picture Title Description
OutOfThisWorld
Astronaut To Fred's surprise, Tommy's loaf of Kern's Bread launches him into space.
ExplodingBrandX
Exploding Brand X Tommy explains the difference between Kern's Bread and Brand X: Kern's Bread doesn't blow up.
PutHisFootDown
Foot Down Mr. Kerns puts his foot down (quite literally) on Fred after refusing to say how much he loves Kern's Bread.
Tommy
House Is Not a Home A house isn't a home if you don't have Kern's Bread stacked in your house, in Tommy's logic.
Noimage
Kneading Tommy throws bread dough on Fred's face after ridiculing him; The punchline? Everybody "kneads" Kern's Bread.[cite]
KnockKnock
Knock Knock Tommy recites a "knock knock" joke to Fred. Who's there? Kern's Bread. Fred doesn't get the joke, or perhaps the bread.
OnMyMind
On His Mind Tommy dances with a bag of Kern's Bread on his head because "Kern's Bread is always on my mind!", or is it "gone to his head"?
YaGottaBePositive
Positive Tommy shoots Fred after failing to give an answer as to if he likes Kern's Bread; you gotta be positive.
UsedToLoveMyRaincoat
Psychiatrist After Fred recommends Tommy to see a psychiatrist, Tommy exclaims his psychiatrist was the one who told him about Kern's! And don't even get him started on his raincoat.
VerySymbolicCommercial
Symbolic The taste of Kern's Bread is like music to Tommy's ears, but Fred thinks otherwise; It really is a "symbolic" commercial.
ShallWeTryThatAgain
Try It Again Tommy lists Fred a series of questions, but when he responds negative to him liking Kern's Bread, he is almost immediately whacked in the head with a club. Shall we try that again?
Noimage
Vanish Fred doesn't believe that Kern's Bread will make your troubles vanish, but it seems as if Tommy's troubles have already vanished away![cite]
WhatViolence
Violent Commercial Fred denounces the violence in the ads, stating it's the reason why he doesn't eat Kern's Bread. Consequence? He gets clobbered by a gorilla.
COM KernsBread Promo 01
Want a Bite After Fred responds "Sure" to Tommy's request of having a bite of his sandwich made with Kern's Bread, he's given, well, a literal bite.
Noimage
Window Fred is hanging outside of a window, and falls when the window is slammed shut by Tommy, who suggests him to "drop down" to his grocery store to get Kern's.[cite]


Additional titles include "Everybody," "Good Boy," "I Forgot," "Lose All the Time," "Nitro Sandwich," "Persuasion," "Promise," "Steamroller," and "Whenever You Want."[cite]

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