Kermit Sketches: Miscellaneous

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Kermit's What Happens Next Machine

Kermit demonstrates his "What Happens Next" machine, which is designed to turn on his radio. None of the parts of the machine work properly.

The Imagination Game

Episode 0325

Kermit teaches about imagination, having the viewers imagine a rainy and snowy setting.

Building a Snowman

Episode 0336

Kermit and Grover build a snowman. The snowball head is big, the next snowball is even bigger, and the one on the bottom is biggest.

Fire in the Woods

Episode 0348

Kermit sees smoke in the woods and thinks that there is a fire. He sends Grover to dress up as a fireman, but he keeps changing into the wrong outfits. Finally, they learn that the fire comes from a campfire.

Kermit Draws a K

Episode 0697

Kermit draws the letter K on the screen with his "magic finger".

Kermit Draws a Triangle

Episode 0798

Kermit draws a triangle on-screen with his "magic finger".

Kermit Draws an M

Episode 0813

Kermit draws the letter M on-screen with his magic finger. Grover asks what Kermit has drawn, and Kermit says it's the letter M. "Mmmmm!" Grover agrees.

Kermit Draws a Q

Episode 0850

Kermit and Grover draw a Q on-screen.

The Cursed Prince

Episode 1066

Grover narrates a fairy tale starring David and Maria. Maria is a princess and David is a prince with a curse that can only be broken by Maria's kiss, which turns him into Kermit the Frog.

Grover and the Number 2

Episode 1156

Part 1: Grover leads a group of people (including Kermit) in counting to two..

Part 2: Grover decides to ask people why the number two is their favorite number. However, Kermit's favorite number is 9 (or sometimes 13); Count von Count likes a much higher number (like 34,969, which used to be his favorite number); and Sully just shakes his head when Grover asks if the number two is his favorite number.

Part 3: Grover gets Kermit, The Count, Sully, and an Anything Muppet to hold up a big sign with the number 2 written on it. Then they drop it on Grover's head and Kermit tells him, "Hey, uh, smashing demonstration, Grover!"

Inside Herry Monster

Episode 2254

Kermit has Herry Monster step behind an X-ray machine to show what's inside his body.

The Count's Elevator Job

Episode 2283

The Count starts his first day as an elevator operator. Kermit wants to go to the seventh floor, but The Count would much rather go all the way to the top floor.

The Wonderful World of T-Shirts

Episode 2403

Kermit the Frog goes to a T-shirt shop, The Wonderful World of T-Shirts, to pick up another personalized "Kermit the Frog T-Shirt". However all the shirts have the wrong name (Kermit the Gorf, Kermit the Forg, and Kermit the Grof).

Grover Touches His Nose With His Toes

Episode 2493

Kermit watches Grover as he touches his nose with his toes five times. Kermit then tries to do the same, but ends up hurting himself.

Kermit directs Forgetful Jones in Oklahoma!

Season 20^[1] Episode 2594

Director Kermit is filming Oklahoma! with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter sing "Oklahoma!" but sings "Aklahoma!", "Eeklahoma!" and "Iklahoma!" instead. When he finally gets it right, the production assistant says it's time for lunch.

Kermit directs Forgetful Jones to go through the door

Episode 2620

Director Kermit is making a western film with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter through the saloon doors and shout, "Everybody freeze!" Of course, he forgets this, and instead enters under, around and over the door. He gets the line right for the first three takes, but when he finally goes through the door: "Everybody ... frolic!"

Kermit Draws a Square

Episode 2624

Kermit draws a square on-screen.

Elmo Helps Deliver a Package

Episode 2783

Elmo bumps into Kermit on the way to the post office, and begs to help him with one of his demonstrations, during which the post office closes - a perfect prompt to demonstrate open and closed.

Casting Director

Episode 3428

Kermit is a casting director, holding auditions for a performance of "The Three Little Pigs". The pigs who initially try out get the part of the three little pigs, but three different wolves of different sizes try out for the part of the Big Bad Wolf.

Kermit Draws a 2

Kermit draws the number 2 on-screen.

Gladys directs a scene

Senior director Kermit is filming a movie and has Gladys the Cow direct the dancing scene even though she wanted to be the dancer. Kermit told Gladys that when she is ready to film the scene, she would count backwards from 4 to 1 and say "action." However Gladys misunderstand and counts forward and then say action. When she finally understand how to count backwards, she forgot what she was suppose to say after 1 until Kermit told her to say action in which Gladys starts to dance and messed up the scenery.

Three Bears Play

Kermit attempts to direct a scene from Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but he is having problems with both the stage hand and Goldilocks that has problems showing the feelings surprise and fear.