Kermit Sketches: Miscellaneous

Picture	Summary	Earliest Known Appearance	Description
	Kermit's What Happens Next Machine	Episode 0089	Kermit demonstrates his "What Happens Next" machine, which is designed to turn on his radio. None of the parts of the machine work properly.
	The Imagination Game	Episode 0325	Kermit teaches about imagination, having the viewers imagine a rainy and snowy setting.
	Building a Snowman	Episode 0336	Kermit and Grover build a snowman. The snowball head is big, the next snowball is even bigger, and the one on the bottom is biggest.
	Fire in the Woods	Episode 0348	Kermit sees smoke in the woods and thinks that there is a fire. He sends Grover to dress up as a fireman, but he keeps changing into the wrong outfits. Finally, they learn that the fire comes from a campfire.
	Kermit Draws a K	Episode 0697	Kermit draws the letter K on the screen with his "magic finger".
	Kermit Draws a Triangle	Episode 0798	Kermit draws a triangle on-screen with his "magic finger".
	Kermit Draws an M	Episode 0813	Kermit draws the letter M on-screen with his magic finger. Grover asks what Kermit has drawn, and Kermit says it's the letter M. "Mmmmm!" Grover agrees.
	Kermit Draws a Q	Episode 0850	Kermit and Grover draw a Q on-screen.
	The Cursed Prince	Episode 1066	Grover narrates a fairy tale starring David and Maria. Maria is a princess and David is a prince with a curse that can only be broken by Maria's kiss, which turns him into Kermit the Frog.
	Grover and the Number 2	Episode 1156	Part 1: Grover leads a group of people (including Kermit) in counting to two.. Part 2: Grover decides to ask people why the number two is their favorite number. However, Kermit's favorite number is 9 (or sometimes 13); Count von Count likes a much higher number (like 34,969, which used to be his favorite number); and Sully just shakes his head when Grover asks if the number two is his favorite number. Part 3: Grover gets Kermit, The Count, Sully, and an Anything Muppet to hold up a big sign with the number 2 written on it. Then they drop it on Grover's head and Kermit tells him, "Hey, uh, smashing demonstration, Grover!"
	Inside Herry Monster	Episode 2254	Kermit has Herry Monster step behind an X-ray machine to show what's inside his body.
	The Count's Elevator Job	Episode 2283	The Count starts his first day as an elevator operator. Kermit wants to go to the seventh floor, but The Count would much rather go all the way to the top floor.
	The Wonderful World of T-Shirts	Episode 2403	Kermit the Frog goes to a T-shirt shop, The Wonderful World of T-Shirts, to pick up another personalized "Kermit the Frog T-Shirt". However all the shirts have the wrong name (Kermit the Gorf, Kermit the Forg, and Kermit the Grof).
	Grover Touches His Nose With His Toes	Episode 2493	Kermit watches Grover as he touches his nose with his toes five times. Kermit then tries to do the same, but ends up hurting himself.
	Kermit directs Forgetful Jones in Oklahoma!	Episode 2594	Director Kermit is filming Oklahoma! with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter sing "Oklahoma!" but sings "Aklahoma!", "Eeklahoma!" and "Iklahoma!" instead. When he finally gets it right, the production assistant says it's time for lunch.
	Kermit directs Forgetful Jones to go through the door	Episode 2620	Director Kermit is making a western film with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter through the saloon doors and shout, "Everybody freeze!" Of course, he forgets this, and instead enters under, around and over the door. He gets the line right for the first three takes, but when he finally goes through the door: "Everybody ... frolic!"
	Kermit Draws a Square	Episode 2624	Kermit draws a square on-screen.
	Elmo Helps Deliver a Package	Episode 2783	Elmo bumps into Kermit on the way to the post office, and begs to help him with one of his demonstrations, during which the post office closes - a perfect prompt to demonstrate open and closed.
	Casting Director	Episode 3428	Kermit is a casting director, holding auditions for a performance of "The Three Little Pigs". The pigs who initially try out get the part of the three little pigs, but three different wolves of varying sizes try out for the part of the Big Bad Wolf. First is a brown-colored Little Bad Wolf (Frank Oz) who needs the break. The second wolf (Richard Hunt) is green ("It's a good color") but medium-sized. He sighs and says "It's not easy bein' green." Kermit's response: "You noiced that?" The successful candidate is the usual blue Big Bad Wolf.
	Kermit Draws a 2		Kermit draws the number 2 on-screen. The Two-Headed Monster then shows up as a visual aid.
	Gladys directs a scene		Senior director Kermit is filming a movie and has Gladys the Cow direct the dancing scene even though she wanted to be the dancer. Kermit told Gladys that when she is ready to film the scene, she would count backwards from 4 to 1 and say "action." However Gladys misunderstand and counts forward and then say action. When she finally understand how to count backwards, she forgot what she was suppose to say after 1 until Kermit told her to say action in which Gladys starts to dance and messed up the scenery.
	Three Bears Play		Kermit attempts to direct a scene from Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but he is having problems with both the stage hand and Goldilocks that has problems showing the feelings surprise and fear.

See also

Ernie and Bert sketches

Cookie Monster sketches

Kermit the Frog sketches

Grover sketches

Herry Monster sketches

Count von Count sketches

Elmo sketches

Big Bird sketches