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+ | | Kermit's What Happens Next Machine |
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+ | | align=center | [[Episode 0089]] |
+ | | [[Kermit the Frog|Kermit]] demonstrates his "What Happens Next" machine, which is designed to turn on his radio. None of the parts of the machine work properly.{{sketchrelease|Online: [[Sesamestreet.org]], [[SesameStreet's YouTube Channel]]}} |
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− | | Kermit wants to test if Cookie Monster can figure out, how to get the cookie in the test machine out. |
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| The Imagination Game |
| The Imagination Game |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0325]] |
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| Building a Snowman |
| Building a Snowman |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0336]] |
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| Fire in the Woods |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0348]] |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0697]] |
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− | | Kermit draws the letter [[K]] on the screen with his "magic finger". |
+ | | Kermit draws the letter [[K]] on the screen with his "magic finger". {{sketchrelease|Online: [[Sesamestreet.com]], [[Hulu]], [[The Sesame Street Podcast]]-K}} |
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| Kermit Draws a Triangle |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0798]] |
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− | | Kermit draws a triangle on-screen with his "magic finger". {{sketchrelease|Online: [[ |
+ | | Kermit draws a triangle on-screen with his "magic finger". {{sketchrelease|Online: [[Sesamestreet.com]]}} |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0813]] |
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| align=center | [[Episode 0850]] |
| align=center | [[Episode 0850]] |
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− | | Kermit and Grover draw a Q on-screen. |
+ | | Kermit and Grover draw a Q on-screen. {{sketchrelease|Online: [[Sesamestreet.com]], [[The Sesame Street Podcast]]-Q (edited)}} |
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+ | | Grover narrates a fairy tale starring [[David]] and [[Maria]]. Maria is a princess and David is a prince with a curse that can only be broken by Maria's kiss, which turns him into Kermit the Frog. {{sketchrelease|Online: [[Sesamestreet.org]]}} |
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| Grover and the Number 2 |
| Grover and the Number 2 |
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| Part 1: Grover leads a group of people (including Kermit) in counting to two.. |
| Part 1: Grover leads a group of people (including Kermit) in counting to two.. |
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− | Part 2: Grover decides to ask people why the number two is their favorite number. However, Kermit's favorite number is [[9]] (or sometimes [[13]]); [[Count von Count]] likes a much higher number; and [[Sully]] just shakes his head when Grover asks if the number two is his favorite number. |
+ | Part 2: Grover decides to ask people why the number two is their favorite number. However, Kermit's favorite number is [[9]] (or sometimes [[13]]); [[Count von Count]] likes a much higher number (like 34,969, which used to be his favorite number); and [[Sully]] just shakes his head when Grover asks if the number two is his favorite number. |
Part 3: Grover gets Kermit, The Count, Sully, and an [[Anything Muppets|Anything Muppet]] to hold up a big sign with the number 2 written on it. Then they drop it on Grover's head and Kermit tells him, "Hey, uh, smashing demonstration, Grover!" |
Part 3: Grover gets Kermit, The Count, Sully, and an [[Anything Muppets|Anything Muppet]] to hold up a big sign with the number 2 written on it. Then they drop it on Grover's head and Kermit tells him, "Hey, uh, smashing demonstration, Grover!" |
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− | | Grover reads a story where a princess (Maria) is lonely until she meets a prince (David. He is sad because a Witch put a curse on him. To break the curse, a princess who can fix a sink must kiss him three times. Maria does so, and he turns into [[Kermit the Frog]]. |
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− | | Kermit instructs [[Cookie Monster]] to recite a poem, and reminds him that he promised not to do a poem about cookies. Cookie Monster decides to recite a poem about galoshes instead, but despite his best efforts, the poem ends with a line about cookies. {{sketchrelease|Video: ''[[Getting Ready to Read]]''}} |
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| The Count's Elevator Job |
| The Count's Elevator Job |
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| align=center | [[Episode 2283]] |
| align=center | [[Episode 2283]] |
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| [[Count von Count|The Count]] starts his first day as an elevator operator. Kermit wants to go to the seventh floor, but The Count would much rather go all the way to the top floor. {{sketchrelease|Video: ''[[Learning About Numbers]]''}} |
| [[Count von Count|The Count]] starts his first day as an elevator operator. Kermit wants to go to the seventh floor, but The Count would much rather go all the way to the top floor. {{sketchrelease|Video: ''[[Learning About Numbers]]''}} |
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⚫ | | Kermit the Frog goes to a T-shirt shop, The Wonderful World of T-Shirts, to pick up another personalized "Kermit the Frog T-Shirt". However all the shirts have the wrong name ''([[Kermit the Gorf]], [[Kermit the Forg]], and [[Kermit the Grof]])''. {{sketchrelease|Video: ''[[Bert & Ernie's Word Play]]''}} |
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⚫ | | Director Kermit is filming [[Oklahoma!]] with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter sing "[[Oklahoma (song)|Oklahoma!]]" but sings "Aklahoma!", "Eeklahoma!" and "Iklahoma!" instead. When he finally gets it right, the production assistant says it's time for lunch.{{sketchrelease|Video:''[[Sesame Street: 40 Years of Sunny Days]]'', ''[[Best of Sesame Street Spoofs!]]'',<br>Special: [[The Street We Live On]] (brief clip only)}} |
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| Kermit directs Forgetful Jones to go through the door |
| Kermit directs Forgetful Jones to go through the door |
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| align=center | [[Episode 2620]] |
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| Director Kermit is making a western film with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter ''through'' the saloon doors and shout, "Everybody freeze!" Of course, he forgets this, and instead enters ''under, around'' and ''over'' the door. He gets the line right for the first three takes, but when he finally goes ''through'' the door: "Everybody ... frolic!" |
| Director Kermit is making a western film with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter ''through'' the saloon doors and shout, "Everybody freeze!" Of course, he forgets this, and instead enters ''under, around'' and ''over'' the door. He gets the line right for the first three takes, but when he finally goes ''through'' the door: "Everybody ... frolic!" |
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− | | [[Monsterpiece Theater]]: Gone With the Wind |
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− | | The household goods and livestock of Tara are being blown away by the wind. Kermit (as Green) and a female frog ([[Ms. Scarlett]]) demonstrate subtraction, and are blown away themselves. |
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| Elmo Helps Deliver a Package |
| Elmo Helps Deliver a Package |
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| align=center | [[Episode 2783]] |
| align=center | [[Episode 2783]] |
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− | | [[Elmo]] bumps into Kermit on the way to the post office, and begs to help him with one of [[Kermit's Lectures|his demonstrations]], during which the post office closes - a perfect prompt to demonstrate ''open'' and ''closed.'' {{sketchrelease|Online: [[ |
+ | | [[Elmo]] bumps into Kermit on the way to the post office, and begs to help him with one of [[Kermit's Lectures|his demonstrations]], during which the post office closes - a perfect prompt to demonstrate ''open'' and ''closed.'' {{sketchrelease|Online: [[Sesamestreet.org]]}} |
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⚫ | | Kermit is a casting director, holding auditions for a performance of "The Three Little Pigs". The pigs who initially try out get the part of the three little pigs, but three different wolves of varying sizes try out for the part of the [[Big Bad Wolf]]. First is a brown-colored Little Bad Wolf ([[Frank Oz]]) who needs the break. The second wolf ([[Richard Hunt]]) is green ("It's a good color") but medium-sized. He sighs and says "[[Bein' Green|It's not easy bein' green]]." Kermit's response: "You noiced that?" The successful candidate is the usual blue Big Bad Wolf. {{sketchrelease|Video: ''[[Old School: Volume 2]]'' [[Season 10]] Classic Cuts<br>Online: [[Sesamestreet.org]]}} |
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− | | Kermit draws the number [[2]] on-screen. |
+ | | Kermit draws the number [[2]] on-screen. The [[Two-Headed Monster]] then shows up as a visual aid. |
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− | | Kermit has a mystery box, and wants Cookie Monster to guess what is in it. After every clue, Cookie Monster keeps guessing that a cookie is inside, despite Kermit's constantly saying that it isn't a cookie. {{sketchrelease|Online: [[Web Video Player]]}} |
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+ | | Senior director Kermit is filming a movie and has [[Gladys the Cow]] direct the dancing scene even though she wanted to be the dancer. Kermit told Gladys that when she is ready to film the scene, she would count backwards from 4 to 1 and say "action." However Gladys misunderstand and counts forward and then say action. When she finally understand how to count backwards, she forgot what she was suppose to say after 1 until Kermit told her to say action in which Gladys starts to dance and messed up the scenery. |
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[[Category:Kermit Sketches|Miscellaneous]] |
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Revision as of 23:21, 14 July 2013
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Kermit's What Happens Next Machine | Episode 0089 | Kermit demonstrates his "What Happens Next" machine, which is designed to turn on his radio. None of the parts of the machine work properly.
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The Imagination Game | Episode 0325 | Kermit teaches about imagination, having the viewers imagine a rainy and snowy setting. | |
Building a Snowman | Episode 0336 | Kermit and Grover build a snowman. The snowball head is big, the next snowball is even bigger, and the one on the bottom is biggest. | |
Fire in the Woods | Episode 0348 | Kermit sees smoke in the woods and thinks that there is a fire. He sends Grover to dress up as a fireman, but he keeps changing into the wrong outfits. Finally, they learn that the fire comes from a campfire. | |
Kermit Draws a K | Episode 0697 | Kermit draws the letter K on the screen with his "magic finger".
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Kermit Draws a Triangle | Episode 0798 | Kermit draws a triangle on-screen with his "magic finger".
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Kermit Draws an M | Episode 0813 | Kermit draws the letter M on-screen with his magic finger. Grover asks what Kermit has drawn, and Kermit says it's the letter M. "Mmmmm!" Grover agrees.
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Kermit Draws a Q | Episode 0850 | Kermit and Grover draw a Q on-screen.
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The Cursed Prince | Episode 1066 | Grover narrates a fairy tale starring David and Maria. Maria is a princess and David is a prince with a curse that can only be broken by Maria's kiss, which turns him into Kermit the Frog.
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Grover and the Number 2 | Episode 1156 | Part 1: Grover leads a group of people (including Kermit) in counting to two..
Part 2: Grover decides to ask people why the number two is their favorite number. However, Kermit's favorite number is 9 (or sometimes 13); Count von Count likes a much higher number (like 34,969, which used to be his favorite number); and Sully just shakes his head when Grover asks if the number two is his favorite number. Part 3: Grover gets Kermit, The Count, Sully, and an Anything Muppet to hold up a big sign with the number 2 written on it. Then they drop it on Grover's head and Kermit tells him, "Hey, uh, smashing demonstration, Grover!" | |
Inside Herry Monster | Episode 2254 | Kermit has Herry Monster step behind an X-ray machine to show what's inside his body.
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The Count's Elevator Job | Episode 2283 | The Count starts his first day as an elevator operator. Kermit wants to go to the seventh floor, but The Count would much rather go all the way to the top floor.
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The Wonderful World of T-Shirts | Episode 2403 | Kermit the Frog goes to a T-shirt shop, The Wonderful World of T-Shirts, to pick up another personalized "Kermit the Frog T-Shirt". However all the shirts have the wrong name (Kermit the Gorf, Kermit the Forg, and Kermit the Grof).
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Grover Touches His Nose With His Toes | Episode 2493 | Kermit watches Grover as he touches his nose with his toes five times. Kermit then tries to do the same, but ends up hurting himself. | |
Kermit directs Forgetful Jones in Oklahoma! | Episode 2594 | Director Kermit is filming Oklahoma! with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter sing "Oklahoma!" but sings "Aklahoma!", "Eeklahoma!" and "Iklahoma!" instead. When he finally gets it right, the production assistant says it's time for lunch.
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Kermit directs Forgetful Jones to go through the door | Episode 2620 | Director Kermit is making a western film with Forgetful Jones as the star. Forgetful is supposed to enter through the saloon doors and shout, "Everybody freeze!" Of course, he forgets this, and instead enters under, around and over the door. He gets the line right for the first three takes, but when he finally goes through the door: "Everybody ... frolic!" | |
Kermit Draws a Square | Episode 2624 | Kermit draws a square on-screen.
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Elmo Helps Deliver a Package | Episode 2783 | Elmo bumps into Kermit on the way to the post office, and begs to help him with one of his demonstrations, during which the post office closes - a perfect prompt to demonstrate open and closed.
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Casting Director | Episode 3428 | Kermit is a casting director, holding auditions for a performance of "The Three Little Pigs". The pigs who initially try out get the part of the three little pigs, but three different wolves of varying sizes try out for the part of the Big Bad Wolf. First is a brown-colored Little Bad Wolf (Frank Oz) who needs the break. The second wolf (Richard Hunt) is green ("It's a good color") but medium-sized. He sighs and says "It's not easy bein' green." Kermit's response: "You noiced that?" The successful candidate is the usual blue Big Bad Wolf.
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Kermit Draws a 2 | Kermit draws the number 2 on-screen. The Two-Headed Monster then shows up as a visual aid. | ||
Gladys directs a scene | Senior director Kermit is filming a movie and has Gladys the Cow direct the dancing scene even though she wanted to be the dancer. Kermit told Gladys that when she is ready to film the scene, she would count backwards from 4 to 1 and say "action." However Gladys misunderstand and counts forward and then say action. When she finally understand how to count backwards, she forgot what she was suppose to say after 1 until Kermit told her to say action in which Gladys starts to dance and messed up the scenery. | ||
Three Bears Play | Kermit attempts to direct a scene from Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but he is having problems with both the stage hand and Goldilocks that has problems showing the feelings surprise and fear. |