"In My Merry Oldsmobile" is an early 20th century American song that tells the tale of amorous young lovers Johnnie Steele and Lucille as they traverse the countryside in his new car.

Lyrics from this song, which is in the public domain, were adapted by Roger Langridge for a musical number starring a pair of pigs in the "Fozzie's Story" issue of The Muppet Show Comic Book.