|Music by||Jeff Moss|
|Lyrics by||Joey Mazzarino|
|Publisher|| Sesame Street Inc.|
Festival Attractions Inc.
Discovering Captain Schnook and Mr. Schneeze aren't real pirates, Prairie Dawn sings them the song to show them how they can imagine they're pirates together. Captain Schnook joins in on the second verse. Schneeze leaves the scene after the song, feeling seasick.