|Written by||Christopher Cerf|
|Publisher||Splotched Animal Music Company|
"I Wish I Had a Friend to Play with Me" is a blues song that expresses Bert's loneliness when Ernie won't play with him and his wish for a friend who will do the things he enjoys, such as eating oatmeal and worshiping argyle socks.
- This segment was taped on January 11, 1983 and was directed by David Heeley.
- Born to Add (1983, additional backing chorus added)