|Music by||Frederick Loewe|
|Lyrics by||Alan Jay Lerner|
|Source||Paint Your Wagon (musical)|
|Publisher||Chappell & Co. Inc.|
"I Talk to the Trees" is Link Hogthrob's singing debut, which he performs on episode 205 of The Muppet Show while wandering through a forest. Contrary to the lyrics, however, the realistic-looking trees not only listen to Link but talk back. Interrupting the song after its second line, they express their distaste with the number and immediately shuffle offstage.