Written by	Alan L. Grey, Ginger Joan Grey, and Moe Jaffe
Publisher	Memory Music Publishers/Colgems EMI

Rowlf the Dog sang "I Never Harmed an Onion" as the UK Spot on episode 104 of The Muppet Show. The song is full of puns such as "Once I saw a salad dressing", "I've also whipped cream and beaten an egg", and the titular "I've never harmed an onion, so why do they make me cry?"

ReleasesEdit

Audio

• Ol' Brown Ears is Back (1993)

Video

• It's the Muppets: More Muppets, Please! (1993)