|Music by||Richard Rodgers|
|Lyrics by||Oscar Hammerstein II|
|Source||Flower Drum Song (musical)|
|Publisher||Williamson Music Co.|
- performed by Miss Piggy and Cheryl Ladd on episode 324. While they sing, the two practice karate chops, destroying the Guest Star's Dressing Room in the process.
- Video (Muppet Show version)
- The Kermit and Piggy Story (1985)