Lyrics by Joey Mazzarino and Jim Lewis

I'm a Little Pirate is a variation of "I'm a Little Teapot", performed by Clueless Morgan in the Muppet Treasure Island sing along video.

He explains the song to Old Tom, Mudwell the Mudbunny and Calico before singing it. They don't quite get the point until Clueless sings the first part of the song, then they sing the next part, and in the finale, the four pirates all sing the song together.