Music by Stephen Lawrence
Lyrics by Lou Berger
Date 1994
Publisher Sesame Street Inc.
SJL Music Co.

"How to Pretend" is a Sesame Street song from episode 3343. The song spoofs the opening number "How to Succeed" from the Frank Loesser musical How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

Sir John Feelgood presents Big Bird with a copy of his new book, How to Pretend, and sings about the many different things he can learn from it.