PERFORMER Drew Massey Pitchman 1
  Victor Yerrid Pitchman 2
DEBUT 2006

Two unnamed Hollywood pitchmen appeared in Episode 21 of Statler & Waldorf: From the Balcony. The characters pitch some of their new ideas for sequels, including The Seventh Sense, Good Afternoon Vietnam, The Very Very Last of the Mohicans, and Six-Million Dollar Baby.

They reappeared in Episode 34 pitching some of their ideas for new prequels to big Hollywood films.