Written by John Van Eps and Jim Lewis

"Hey, You're as Funny as Fozzie Bear" is a hip hop song sung by Fozzie Bear, PJ, and Kai-Lee in the Play-Along Video of the same name. The song encourages the viewer (dubbed Fozzie's "comedy partner") to say "Wocka wocka," the funniest words in comedy.

A brief clip from this song is shown in the "Muppet Sing Along Theme."