|Written by||Kris Kristofferson|
|Publisher||Combine Music Corp.|
As Kermit introduces the pair, Piggy sticks her head through the curtain to remind him that it is a "very sexy number." When her preemptive attempt to make Kermit jealous fails, Piggy throws herself at Kris during the number. Although he can barely keep a straight face during her antics, Kris does give his costar several smooches once the song is over.