|Music by|| Joe Raposo|
|Lyrics by||Matt Robinson|
|Publisher||Pickled Pigs Feet, Ltd.|
"Halfies" is a Latin-flavored song sung by Roosevelt Franklin's friend, A. B. Cito. He sings about how you should always do "halfies" when you're eating with a friend, which means that you should share your lunches with each other, so both of you get to try a little bit of everything.