|Written by||Joe Carroll, Christopher Cerf, Sarah Durkee, and Steve Morgenstern|
|Publisher||Mad Muppet Melodies|
Tug Monster sings the song as an advertisement for the supposed miracle-product Gunko. He's joined by a chicken chorus and some rats, who provide some generic commercial taglines when describing the product.
In an article published in the Palm Beach Daily in 1985, the song was credited to "James Carroll." (a possible misnomer of Joe Carroll)