The park becomes "Bitterman Plaza" after Rachel Bitterman bulldozes it. The statue of Kermit, which said "for the lovers, the dreamers and you," becomes a statue of Rachel Bitterman, which says "Conquering nature, one mall at a time."

Gonzo is a depressed street performer. He plays the guitar and showcases the talent of Amy the Dancing Brick.

Rizzo the Rat ends up on the NBC reality show Fear Factor. A contestant's head is enclosed in the rat's cage, and is told to eat Rizzo alive.

Doc Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs is a thriving fast-food restaurant, with a franchise in Bitterman Plaza, implying that Doc Hopper's chain was able to prosper because Kermit wasn't there to interfere.

The Electric Mayhem become "O'Mayhem's Celtic Dance Troupe," choreographed by Howard Tubman. They perform Irish step-dancing in Bitterman Plaza near Doc Hopper's.

Without Kermit in the way, Bitterman is able to turn what would be the Muppet Theater into the trendy Club Dot.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is a beatnik doorman at Club Dot. He has sunglasses, a goatee and headset, and decides who can and can't come into the club.

Sam the Eagle appears in Club Dot as a wild glowstick-waving, pacifier-sucking dancer.

Kermit is shocked when he sees Scooter as a cage-dancing raver at Club Dot.

Johnny Fiama becomes the bartender at Club Dot, where he works for Rachel Bitterman.

Statler and Waldorf become deadbeat barflies at Club Dot. They buy drinks for the ladies, but once they stop shelling out the dough, Fiama kicks them out.

Robin the Frog ends up as a busboy at Club Dot. He tells Bitterman that there's no more bottled water; she tells him to just fill up the bottles with tap water.

Beaker ends up as a deep-voiced, big-muscled bouncer at Club Dot who tosses Kermit and Daniel out of the club.

Fozzie Bear is a pickpocket lurking in the alley behind Club Dot. He manages to snatch Kermit's wallet, even though Kermit doesn't have pockets.

Miss Piggy is a lonely shut-in living at the Murray Hotel with a lot of pet cats. She uses her acting skills in her career as a telephone psychic. Seeing Piggy in such humiliating circumstances is the last straw for Kermit; he returns to the real world with a new resolve.