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Glamour is a women's magazine devoted to fashion and style. It was founded in 1939, and was originally known as Glamour of Hollywood.
"Hello, Glamour readers; it's moi, Miss Piggy! Feel free to stare and take pictures! As you know, I am the ultimate fashionista. I adore clothes! Shoes, bags, coats, shoes, gloves, dresses, jewelry -- and, of course, more shoes! My dearest Kermie thinks I would look good in a paper bag! He's right, of course. But that's not the point.
"The point is -- fashion matters. And that's why I'm here to tell you moi's hot fashion trend for autumn/winter 2014. Can I get a drum roll?... Oh. The drummer's on a break. Oh well, here goes.
"Moi's hot fashion trend for autumn/winter 2014: Always wear pink!"
Miss Piggy pauses, and looks down at her outfit. She says, "Um... I'm just gonna change," and walks off screen.