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==Sketches==
 
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:Fozzie asks the audience to come up with a word and he will tell a joke about it. Statler yells "Amoeba", which Fozzie doesn't know the meaning of. Seen in [[Episode 103: Joel Grey]].
 
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|[[File:103-13.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 103: Joel Grey]]</center> || '''Jokes on Any Subject''':
:Statler and Waldorf convince Fozzie that he's one of the greatest straight men in the business. Seen in [[Episode 104: Ruth Buzzi]].
 
 
Fozzie asks the audience to come up with a word and he will tell a joke about it. Statler yells "Amoeba", which Fozzie doesn't know the meaning of. Seen in.
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*'''Not Good Enough to Clean the Palace'''
 
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|[[File:104-12.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 104: Ruth Buzzi]]</center> || '''The Greatest Straight Man in the Business''':
:Statler and Waldorf give Fozzie a hard time with his monologue. Fozzie says that he's good enough to play the palace, and they tell him he's not good enough to clean the palace. Seen in [[Episode 105: Rita Moreno]].
 
 
Statler and Waldorf convince Fozzie that he's one of the greatest straight men in the business.
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*'''Fozzie's Best Joke'''
 
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|[[File:Noimage.png|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 105: Rita Moreno]]</center> || '''Not Good Enough to Clean the Palace''':
:Fozzie promises that if Statler and Waldorf don't laugh at his best joke, he will quit comedy. They laugh at his joke, but he actually told his worst joke. Seen in [[Episode 106: Jim Nabors]].
 
 
Statler and Waldorf give Fozzie a hard time with his monologue. Fozziesays that he's good enough to play the palace, and they tell him he's not good enough to clean the palace.
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*'''Impressions'''
 
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|[[File:106-17.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 106: Jim Nabors]]</center> || '''Fozzie's Best Joke''':
:Fozzie does some impressions, but they are all impressions of actors who do the same kind of acting. Seen in [[Episode 107: Florence Henderson]].
 
 
Fozzie promises that if Statler and Waldorf don't laugh at his best joke, he will quit comedy. They laugh at his joke, but he actually told his worst joke.
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|-|[[File:Florence12.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 107: Florence Henderson]]</center> || '''Impressions''':
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*'''The Telephone Pole Bit'''
 
 
Fozzie does some impressions, but they are all impressions of actors who do the same kind of acting.
:Fozzie is wearing a telephone costume, and [[Scooter]] asks him a question. Seen in [[Episode 108: Paul Williams]]. Also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
 
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|[[File:108-20.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 108: Paul Williams]]</center> || '''The Telephone Pole Bit''':
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*'''Fozzie Attempts to Bury Statler and Waldorf'''
 
 
Fozzie is wearing a telephone costume, and [[Scooter]] asks him a question. This was also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
:Fozzie tells Statler and Waldorf that if they start heckling him, he will just bury them with one line. However, Statler and Waldorf end up burying Fozzie with one line. Seen in [[Episode 109: Charles Aznavour]].
 
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*'''Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!'''
 
 
Fozzie tells Statler and Waldorf that if they start heckling him, he will just bury them with one line. However, Statler and Waldorf end up burying Fozzie with one line.
:Fozzie gets [[Kermit the Frog|Kermit]] to participate in his act. It's all unrehearsed, and Fozzie tells Kermit that when he hears the word "hear", he is supposed to shout "Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!". However, Fozzie keeps saying "hear" during parts of the joke where Kermit isn't supposed to say the line, and eventually Fozzie changes it so Kermit shouts the line when he points to Kermit, and he points to Kermit the next time he says "hear". Seen in [[Episode 110: Harvey Korman|episode 110]]. Also heard on ''[[The Muppet Show (album)]]'', ''[[Muppet Hits Take 2]]'' and ''[[Music, Mayhem and More!]]'', and included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
 
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|[[File:Hkepisode10.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 110: Harvey Korman]]</center> || '''Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!''':
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*'''Japanese Actors'''
 
 
Fozzie gets [[Kermit the Frog|Kermit]] to participate in his act. It's all unrehearsed, and Fozzie tells Kermit that when he hears the word "hear", he is supposed to shout "Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!". However, Fozzie keeps saying "hear" during parts of the joke where Kermit isn't supposed to say the line, and eventually Fozzie changes it so Kermit shouts the line when he points to Kermit, and he points to Kermit the next time he says "hear".This was also heard on''[[The Muppet Show (album)]]'', ''[[Muppet Hits Take 2]]'' and ''[[Music, Mayhem and More!]]'', and included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
:Fozzie tells a few jokes involving Japanese actors, and also does a tribute to Marco Marcell. Seen in [[Episode 111: Lena Horne]].
 
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|[[File:111fozzie2.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 111: Lena Horne]]</center> || '''Japanese Actors''':
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*'''Bruce Forsyth Does an Act'''
 
 
Fozzie tells a few jokes involving Japanese actors, and also does a tribute to Marco Marcell.
:Due to the show running a bit longer than planned, Kermit cancels Fozzie's act, and puts on [[Bruce Forsyth]], who does a monologue on Fozzie's set. When Statler and Waldorf start heckling him, he gives them some comeback lines. Fozzie is impressed, and Bruce teaches Fozzie how to come back at them, and after defeating them, they sing '''Side By Side'''. Seen in [[Episode 113: Bruce Forsyth]].
 
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|[[File:113_handling_hecklers.jpg|200px|center]]<br />[[File:113_side_by_side.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 113: Bruce Forsyth]]</center> || '''Bruce Forsyth Does an Act''':
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*'''The Banana Sketch'''
 
 
Due to the show running a bit longer than planned, Kermit cancels Fozzie's act, and puts on [[Bruce Forsyth]], who does a monologue on Fozzie's set. When Statler and Waldorf start heckling him, he gives them some comeback lines. Fozzie is impressed, and Bruce teaches Fozzie how to come back at them, and after defeating them, they sing "[[Side by Side]]".
:Fozzie Bear does a classic routine, written by his writer, the legendary [[Gags Beasley]], but the scene cuts to a backstage scene after Fozzie says the first line of the monologue. Seen in [[Episode 114: Sandy Duncan]]. Illustrated in ''[[The Muppet Show Book]]''.
 
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|[[File:114-5.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 114: Sandy Duncan]]</center> || '''The Banana Sketch''':
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*'''Banana in the Ear'''
 
 
Fozzie Bear does a classic routine, written by his writer, the legendary [[Gags Beasley]], but the scene cuts to a backstage scene after Fozzie says the first line of the monologue. This was also illustrated in ''[[The Muppet Show Book]]''.
:[[Avery Schreiber]] comes to Fozzie's defense after Statler and Waldorf start heckling him. Avery says that he used to always be heckled by his partner, who refused to do such classics as the "Banana In The Ear" gag. Fozzie likes that act, so Avery gives him a banana. Fozzie doesn't get a reaction from the audience, but Avery decides to do it himself, and the crowd goes wild. Seen in [[Episode 116: Avery Schreiber]].
 
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|[[File:116-14.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 116: Avery Schreiber]]</center> || '''Banana in the Ear''':
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*'''In a Trunk'''
 
 
Avery Schreiber comes to Fozzie's defense after Statler and Waldorf start heckling him. Avery says that he used to always be heckled by his partner, who refused to do such classics as the "Banana In The Ear" gag. Fozzie likes that act, so Avery gives him a banana. Fozzie doesn't get a reaction from the audience, but Avery decides to do it himself, and the crowd goes wild.
:Fozzie Bear is locked in a trunk, so he has to tell his jokes from inside the trunk. Seen in [[Episode 117: Ben Vereen]], and also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
 
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|[[File:117-17.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 117: Ben Vereen]]</center> || '''In a Trunk''':
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*'''Fozzie vs. the Audience'''
 
 
Fozzie Bear is locked in a trunk, so he has to tell his jokes from inside the trunk. This was also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
:After getting some laughs, Fozzie finds that his identical [[Fozzie's_Cousin|cousin]] who's in the audience is telling jokes. Another member of the audience, [[Leo]], tells Statler and Waldorf to quiet down, not because he doesn't want them interrupting Fozzie's act, but because he doesn't want them interrupting his sleep. After enough heckling, Fozzie turns around and demands that everybody who is not a real Fozzie Bear fan must leave the audience. He turns back, and only Statler and Waldorf stay. Seen in [[Episode 122: Ethel Merman]].
 
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|[[File:122_empty_theater.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 122: Ethel Merman]]</center> || '''Fozzie vs. the Audience''':
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*'''Fozzie and Chuckie Time'''
 
 
After getting some laughs, Fozzie finds that his identical [[Fozzie's_Cousin|cousin]] who's in the audience is telling jokes. Another member of the audience, [[Leo]], tells Statler and Waldorf to quiet down, not because he doesn't want them interrupting Fozzie's act, but because he doesn't want them interrupting his sleep. After enough heckling, Fozzie turns around and demands that everybody who is not a real Fozzie Bear fan must leave the audience. He turns back, and only Statler and Waldorf stay.
:Fozzie brings out his homemade ventriloquist dummy, Chuckie, and asks him questions, but Chuckie doesn't answer them. Apparently, Fozzie does not realize that the ventriloquist is supposed to do the talking for the dummy. Seen in [[Episode 207: Edgar Bergen]]. Also included in the compilation videos ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]'' and ''[[It's The Muppets: More Muppets, Please!]]''.
 
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|[[File:207-10.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 207: Edgar Bergen]]</center> || '''Fozzie and Chuckie Time''':
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*'''Baskerville the Hound auditions'''
 
 
Fozzie brings out his homemade ventriloquist dummy, Chuckie, and asks him questions, but Chuckie doesn't answer them. Apparently, Fozzie does not realize that the ventriloquist is supposed to do the talking for the dummy. This was also included in the compilation videos ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]'' and ''[[It's The Muppets: More Muppets, Please!]]''.
:[[Baskerville the Hound]] auditions to be a comedian, wearing a hat and necktie like the ones Fozzie wears and even performing on Fozzie's usual set, but Fozzie drags Baskerville off-stage with a cane and calls out, "Next!" Seen in [[Episode 208: Steve Martin]].
 
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|[[File:208-9.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 208: Steve Martin]]</center> || '''Baskerville the Hound auditions''':
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*'''Fozzie on Roller Skates'''
 
 
[[Baskerville the Hound]] auditions to be a comedian, wearing a hat and necktie like the ones Fozzie wears and even performing on Fozzie's usual set, but Fozzie drags Baskerville off-stage with a cane and calls out, "Next!"
:Fozzie tells jokes while riding on roller skates, but he has trouble skating. Seen in [[Episode 215: Lou Rawls]]. Heard on ''[[The Muppet Show 2]]'' and ''[[Muppet Hits]]''. Included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
 
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|[[File:215_fozzie_roller_skates.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 215: Lou Rawls]]</center> || '''Fozzie on Roller Skates''':
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*'''Phrenology'''
 
 
Fozzie tells jokes while riding on roller skates, but he has trouble skating. This was also heard on ''[[The Muppet Show 2]]'' and ''[[Muppet Hits]]'' and included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
:Since [[Emily_Bear|Fozzie's mom]] is in the audience, he decides to do a special act, "Phrenology". He volunteers Kermit to assist him as he reads the bumps on Kermit's head to predict his future. Seen in [[Episode 216: Cleo Laine]]. Included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]'' and ''[[It's The Muppets: Meet the Muppets]]''.
 
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|[[File:Fozziekeract.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 216: Cleo Laine]]</center> || '''Phrenology''':
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*'''Fozzie Pig'''
 
 
Since [[Emily_Bear|Fozzie's mom]] is in the audience, he decides to do a special act, "Phrenology". He volunteers Kermit to assist him as he reads the bumps on Kermit's head to predict his future. This was also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]'' and ''[[It's The Muppets: Meet the Muppets]]''.
:Fozzie Bear get's replaced by [[Fozzie Pig]], a pig version of Fozzie. Seen in [[Episode 224: Cloris Leachman]].
 
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|[[File:Character.fozziepig.jpg|200px|center]]<br />[[File:224_fozzie_pig_performs.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 224: Cloris Leachman]]</center> || '''Fozzie Pig''':
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*'''Fozzie's Memory Act'''
 
 
Fozzie Bear get's replaced by [[Fozzie Pig]], a pig version of Fozzie.
:Fozzie does a memory act, with assistance from [[Annie Sue Pig]]. Fozzie, who has trouble remembering things during the act, tells the audience that he will cover his eyes, Annie Sue will describe what one person in the audience is wearing, and Fozzie will be able to point out where that person is sitting. Annie Sue says that the mystery person is wearing a brown hat and a white bow-tie with red polka dots, and Fozzie accidentally (and correctly) guesses himself. Seen in [[Episode 302: Leo Sayer]].
 
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|[[File:302_annie_sue_fozzie.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 302: Leo Sayer]]</center> || '''Fozzie's Memory Act''':
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*'''The Electrician and the Polar Bears'''
 
 
Fozzie does a memory act, with assistance from [[Annie Sue Pig]]. Fozzie, who has trouble remembering things during the act, tells the audience that he will cover his eyes, Annie Sue will describe what one person in the audience is wearing, and Fozzie will be able to point out where that person is sitting. Annie Sue says that the mystery person is wearing a brown hat and a white bow-tie with red polka dots, and Fozzie accidentally (and correctly) guesses himself.
:Scooter introduces Fozzie, who isn't ready. Scooter tells Fozzie to just tell the joke that he'd told Scooter, about the electrician and the polar bear. Fozzie is surprised that Scooter liked it, but goes on to tell it. Unfortunately, sicne this show is performed at a railroad station, a train goes past during the act, it's sound drowning out the middle of the joke. Seen in [[Episode 308: Loretta Lynn]].
 
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|[[File:308-11.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 308: Loretta Lynn]]</center> || '''The Electrician and the Polar Bears''':
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*'''Fozzie Tells Jokes During ''[[At the Dance]]'''''
 
 
Scooter introduces Fozzie, who isn't ready. Scooter tells Fozzie to just tell the joke that he'd told Scooter, about the electrician and the polar bear. Fozzie is surprised that Scooter liked it, but goes on to tell it. Unfortunately, sicne this show is performed at a railroad station, a train goes past during the act, it's sound drowning out the middle of the joke.
:Fozzie decides to give up comedy, and Kermit tells the audience the news. When the audience applauds over him quitting, Fozzie thinks they want him on-stage, so he decides not to quit. But it's too late, his act has been canceled, and ''[[At The Dance]]'' is on in his place. Fozzie goes on anyway, but the dancers finish his jokes for him. Seen in [[Episode 311: Raquel Welch]].
 
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*'''Sawing a Lady in Half'''
 
 
Fozzie decides to give up comedy, and Kermit tells the audience the news. When the audience applauds over him quitting, Fozzie thinks they want him on-stage, so he decides not to quit. But it's too late, his act has been canceled, and ''[[At The Dance]]'' is on in his place. Fozzie goes on anyway, but the dancers finish his jokes for him.
:Fozzie is a [[Magicians|magician]] and needs a lady to saw in half. His volunteer is [[Otto the Automatic Entertainer]]. Seen in [[Episode 320: Sylvester Stallone]].
 
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|[[File:320-13.jpg|200px|center]] || <center>[[Episode 320: Sylvester Stallone]]</center> || '''Sawing a Lady in Half''':
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*'''Fozzie's Mime Act'''
 
 
Fozzie is a [[Magicians|magician]] and needs a lady to saw in half. His volunteer is [[Otto the Automatic Entertainer]].
:Inspired by mimes Shields and Yarnell, Fozzie does a mime act. Seen in [[Episode 403: Shields & Yarnell]].
 
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*'''Lines Finished by Astoria'''
 
 
Inspired by mimes Shields and Yarnell, Fozzie does a mime act.
:Whenever Fozzie starts a joke, [[Statler and Waldorf|Waldorf]]'s wife, [[Astoria]], finishes them, hoping that he might leave. Seen in [[Episode 413: Dizzy Gillespie]].
 
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*'''The Titanic'''
 
 
Whenever Fozzie starts a joke, [[Statler and Waldorf|Waldorf]]'s wife, [[Astoria]], finishes them, hoping that he might leave.
:When Fozzie finishes a joke that refers to the ''Titanic,'' Statler reveals that he was on that ship. Waldorf adds after the skit that Statler still had the dress he wore so the crew would let him into the lifeboat. Seen in [[Episode 420: Alan Arkin]]
 
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*'''Fozzie's Magic Act'''
 
 
When Fozzie finishes a joke that refers to the ''Titanic,'' Statler reveals that he was on that ship. Waldorf adds after the skit that Statler still had the dress he wore sothe crew would let him into the lifeboat.
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Fozzie tries out a magic act, pulling a rabbit from a hat. Instead, he gets a rabbi, and then a robot. He taps the hat too hard, and gets dozens of rabbits, who follow him around and call him "Daddy."
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:Fozzie tells jokes in the woods. Seen in [[Episode 503: Joan Baez]] and also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
 
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*'''Fozzie's Puppet Act'''
 
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:Fozzie decides to do a puppet act. Fozzie is up above the curtains working a clown marionette, and after it comes to life, it pulls Fozzie down. Seen in [[Episode 508: SeΓ±or Wences]], and also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
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Fozzie tells jokes in the woods. This was also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
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*'''Wally Whoopie'''
 
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Fozzie decides to do a puppet act. Fozzie is up above the curtains working a clown marionette, and after it comes to life, it pulls Fozzie down. This was also included in ''[[Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook]]''.
:Fozzie is replaced by [[Wally Whoopie]], the standup comedian for WHOG country radio, who makes fun of the bear. Seen in [[Episode 521: Johnny Cash]].
 
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Fozzie is replaced by [[Wally Whoopie]], the standup comedian for WHOG country radio, who makes fun of the bear.
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==See also==
 
==See also==

Revision as of 01:13, 18 June 2011

Fozziemonolouge

Fozzie Bear performing a monologue in the fifth season.

A list of Fozzie Bear's comedy acts from The Muppet Show, frequently criticized by Statler and Waldorf. During the first season, the monologues usually followed the format of Fozzie telling bad jokes while being heckled, but following the first season, they often involved some kind of gimmick, although Fozzie still performed the standard monologues on occasion.

The pilot version of the series' first episode featured a monologue by Fozzie, which was cut from the broadcast version. He also performed comedy acts in It's The Muppet Show!, The Muppet Movie, Disney Extreme Digital, and a comic in the last issue of Disney Adventures, among other venues.

Sketches

Fozzie does some impressions, but they are all impressions of actors who do the same kind of acting.
Picture Episode Description
103-13
Episode 103: Joel Grey
Jokes on Any Subject:

Fozzie asks the audience to come up with a word and he will tell a joke about it. Statler yells "Amoeba", which Fozzie doesn't know the meaning of. Seen in.

104-12
Episode 104: Ruth Buzzi
The Greatest Straight Man in the Business:

Statler and Waldorf convince Fozzie that he's one of the greatest straight men in the business.

Noimage
Episode 105: Rita Moreno
Not Good Enough to Clean the Palace:

Statler and Waldorf give Fozzie a hard time with his monologue. Fozziesays that he's good enough to play the palace, and they tell him he's not good enough to clean the palace.

106-17
Episode 106: Jim Nabors
Fozzie's Best Joke:

Fozzie promises that if Statler and Waldorf don't laugh at his best joke, he will quit comedy. They laugh at his joke, but he actually told his worst joke.

108-20
Episode 108: Paul Williams
The Telephone Pole Bit:

Fozzie is wearing a telephone costume, and Scooter asks him a question. This was also included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

Charlesaznavour15
Episode 109: Charles Aznavour
Fozzie Attempts to Bury Statler and Waldorf:

Fozzie tells Statler and Waldorf that if they start heckling him, he will just bury them with one line. However, Statler and Waldorf end up burying Fozzie with one line.

Hkepisode10
Episode 110: Harvey Korman
Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!:

Fozzie gets Kermit to participate in his act. It's all unrehearsed, and Fozzie tells Kermit that when he hears the word "hear", he is supposed to shout "Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!". However, Fozzie keeps saying "hear" during parts of the joke where Kermit isn't supposed to say the line, and eventually Fozzie changes it so Kermit shouts the line when he points to Kermit, and he points to Kermit the next time he says "hear".This was also heard onThe Muppet Show (album), Muppet Hits Take 2 and Music, Mayhem and More!, and included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

111fozzie2
Episode 111: Lena Horne
Japanese Actors:

Fozzie tells a few jokes involving Japanese actors, and also does a tribute to Marco Marcell.

113 handling hecklers

113 side by side
Episode 113: Bruce Forsyth
Bruce Forsyth Does an Act:

Due to the show running a bit longer than planned, Kermit cancels Fozzie's act, and puts on Bruce Forsyth, who does a monologue on Fozzie's set. When Statler and Waldorf start heckling him, he gives them some comeback lines. Fozzie is impressed, and Bruce teaches Fozzie how to come back at them, and after defeating them, they sing "Side by Side".

114-5
Episode 114: Sandy Duncan
The Banana Sketch:

Fozzie Bear does a classic routine, written by his writer, the legendary Gags Beasley, but the scene cuts to a backstage scene after Fozzie says the first line of the monologue. This was also illustrated in The Muppet Show Book.

116-14
Episode 116: Avery Schreiber
Banana in the Ear:

Avery Schreiber comes to Fozzie's defense after Statler and Waldorf start heckling him. Avery says that he used to always be heckled by his partner, who refused to do such classics as the "Banana In The Ear" gag. Fozzie likes that act, so Avery gives him a banana. Fozzie doesn't get a reaction from the audience, but Avery decides to do it himself, and the crowd goes wild.

117-17
Episode 117: Ben Vereen
In a Trunk:

Fozzie Bear is locked in a trunk, so he has to tell his jokes from inside the trunk. This was also included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

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Episode 122: Ethel Merman
Fozzie vs. the Audience:

After getting some laughs, Fozzie finds that his identical cousin who's in the audience is telling jokes. Another member of the audience, Leo, tells Statler and Waldorf to quiet down, not because he doesn't want them interrupting Fozzie's act, but because he doesn't want them interrupting his sleep. After enough heckling, Fozzie turns around and demands that everybody who is not a real Fozzie Bear fan must leave the audience. He turns back, and only Statler and Waldorf stay.

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Episode 207: Edgar Bergen
Fozzie and Chuckie Time:

Fozzie brings out his homemade ventriloquist dummy, Chuckie, and asks him questions, but Chuckie doesn't answer them. Apparently, Fozzie does not realize that the ventriloquist is supposed to do the talking for the dummy. This was also included in the compilation videos Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook and It's The Muppets: More Muppets, Please!.

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Episode 208: Steve Martin
Baskerville the Hound auditions:

Baskerville the Hound auditions to be a comedian, wearing a hat and necktie like the ones Fozzie wears and even performing on Fozzie's usual set, but Fozzie drags Baskerville off-stage with a cane and calls out, "Next!"

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Episode 215: Lou Rawls
Fozzie on Roller Skates:

Fozzie tells jokes while riding on roller skates, but he has trouble skating. This was also heard on The Muppet Show 2 and Muppet Hits and included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

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Episode 216: Cleo Laine
Phrenology:

Since Fozzie's mom is in the audience, he decides to do a special act, "Phrenology". He volunteers Kermit to assist him as he reads the bumps on Kermit's head to predict his future. This was also included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook and It's The Muppets: Meet the Muppets.

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Episode 224: Cloris Leachman
Fozzie Pig:

Fozzie Bear get's replaced by Fozzie Pig, a pig version of Fozzie.

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Episode 302: Leo Sayer
Fozzie's Memory Act:

Fozzie does a memory act, with assistance from Annie Sue Pig. Fozzie, who has trouble remembering things during the act, tells the audience that he will cover his eyes, Annie Sue will describe what one person in the audience is wearing, and Fozzie will be able to point out where that person is sitting. Annie Sue says that the mystery person is wearing a brown hat and a white bow-tie with red polka dots, and Fozzie accidentally (and correctly) guesses himself.

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Episode 308: Loretta Lynn
The Electrician and the Polar Bears:

Scooter introduces Fozzie, who isn't ready. Scooter tells Fozzie to just tell the joke that he'd told Scooter, about the electrician and the polar bear. Fozzie is surprised that Scooter liked it, but goes on to tell it. Unfortunately, sicne this show is performed at a railroad station, a train goes past during the act, it's sound drowning out the middle of the joke.

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Episode 311: Raquel Welch
Fozzie Tells Jokes During At the Dance:

Fozzie decides to give up comedy, and Kermit tells the audience the news. When the audience applauds over him quitting, Fozzie thinks they want him on-stage, so he decides not to quit. But it's too late, his act has been canceled, and At The Dance is on in his place. Fozzie goes on anyway, but the dancers finish his jokes for him.

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Episode 320: Sylvester Stallone
Sawing a Lady in Half:

Fozzie is a magician and needs a lady to saw in half. His volunteer is Otto the Automatic Entertainer.

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Episode 403: Shields & Yarnell
Fozzie's Mime Act:

Inspired by mimes Shields and Yarnell, Fozzie does a mime act.

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Episode 413: Dizzy Gillespie
Lines Finished by Astoria:

Whenever Fozzie starts a joke, Waldorf's wife, Astoria, finishes them, hoping that he might leave.

Episode 420: Alan Arkin
The Titanic:

When Fozzie finishes a joke that refers to the Titanic, Statler reveals that he was on that ship. Waldorf adds after the skit that Statler still had the dress he wore sothe crew would let him into the lifeboat.

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Episode 421: Doug Henning
Fozzie's Magic Act:

Fozzie tries out a magic act, pulling a rabbit from a hat. Instead, he gets a rabbi, and then a robot. He taps the hat too hard, and gets dozens of rabbits, who follow him around and call him "Daddy."

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Episode 503: Joan Baez
In The Woods:

Fozzie tells jokes in the woods. This was also included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

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Episode 508: SeΓ±or Wences
Fozzie's Puppet Act:

Fozzie decides to do a puppet act. Fozzie is up above the curtains working a clown marionette, and after it comes to life, it pulls Fozzie down. This was also included in Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.

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Episode 521: Johnny Cash
Wally Whoopie:

Fozzie is replaced by Wally Whoopie, the standup comedian for WHOG country radio, who makes fun of the bear.

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