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The Muppet Show
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Guest Elton John
Production October 25-27, 1977
Premiere UK: January 8, 1978
NYC: February 6, 1978
Releases Season Two
Best of the Muppet Show

(TRANSCRIPT)

Sam the Eagle is appalled by guest star Elton John, who he says "dresses like a stolen car." When Kermit tells him that musicians as celebrated as Mozart have always dressed extravagantly, Sam confidently bets that it is untrue. Unfortunately for Sam, he is proven wrong and is forced to introduce the closing number wearing an outfit that rivals Elton's for its flashiness.

Scooter, on the other hand, appears to be Elton's biggest fan, (understatedly) introducing him as "the greatest talent in the history of the universe." When he asks Kermit if he can perform a song he wrote for Elton, the frog resists but, as usual, eventually caves--the go-fer's uncle does own the theatre, after all. But after Scooter and a chorus of Muppets in outrageous outfits perform the song, which consists entirely of "la-la-las," Kermit apologizes to his guest star, claiming it to be possibly the worst song he has ever heard. Unfortunately, it turns out that Elton wrote the song--"Bennie and the Jets."

Meanwhile, the Swedish Chef tries to cook an omelet, but his chicken only lays ping-pong balls, so he decides to cook the chicken instead and ends up chasing it with a cleaver throughout the second part of the show, even interrupting such onstage sketches as Pigs in Space.

Songs/Sketches[]

Notes[]

  • In "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," Miss Piggy says, "Eat your heart out, Kiki," referencing Elton John's original recording partner in the duet, Kiki Dee.
  • In "Any Old Iron," the purple Muppet Whatnot in the background is missing the pupil in his left eye.

Episode[]

Picture Description
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Scooter alerts Elton John it's almost time for the show. Elton claims how much fun he's having; even his lunch likes him!
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"The Muppet Show Theme": Statler and Waldorf just enter their box.
Gonzo's trumpet unleashes a spray of water. (reused from episode 203)

The audience is significantly louder after hearing Kermit's opening; it sounds like there are a greater number of cheering females than usual.

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In a crocodile-infested swamp, Elton performs "Crocodile Rock" with The Electric Mayhem. The crocodiles end up dragging him into the water in an attempt to gobble him up.
MS214d
Kermit reminds the crocodiles of the policy of not eating the guests. He asks Miss Piggy if Elton is okay. She exclaims, "Okay? He's fantastic!" Kermit then bumps into a piano Scooter is trying to get into Elton's dressing room to play him a song. Kermit doesn't allow it, until he learns that it is Scooter's uncle's favorite song and helps push.
MS214e
The Swedish Chef has a chicken ready to make "Egg du Chef." The chicken lays some ping-pong balls instead. Fed up, the Chef decides to prepare "Chicky du Chef" instead and begins chasing it with his frying pan.
MS214f

MS214g
In the dressing room, Elton finds the piano unnecessary. Kermit pleads for him to listen to Scooter's song. Scooter and other wigged-out Muppets enter and perform a terrible number. Kermit comments on how bad it was, until he learns that they were actually attempting "Bennie and the Jets," written by Elton himself. He plays the song the right way.
MS214h
Veterinarian's Hospital: The doctors break out the dog puns when they find Baskerville the Hound is the patient.
MS214i
UK Spot: Kermit, Fozzie and a pair of Whatnots sing "Any Old Iron."
MS214j
The Swedish Chef, now brandishing a cleaver, chases the chicken past the curtain. Kermit promises Scooter can do the intro for Elton John, so long as he doesn't overdo it. Scooter then gives an "understated" introduction to "the greatest talent in the history of the universe..."
MS214k
Elton and the Electric Mayhem perform "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road."
MS214l
Pigs in Space: The crew faces the boredom of endless space travel. Suddenly, an alarm goes off, signaling the on-board arrival of aliens. The "aliens" turn out to be the Chef chasing the chicken through the set, causing some commotion. Once they leave, the pigs resume their bored state.
MS214m
The chase continues backstage, but the roles have been reversed as the chicken now has the cleaver. Sam the Eagle tells Kermit how appalled he is at Elton, commenting he dresses like a "stolen car". Kermit counters, claiming Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart dressed oddly too. Sam bets that's not true and vows he'll eat his hat and give Elton an introduction if he's wrong. Scooter happens to have a painting of Mozart handy, which does prove Sam wrong. Two Whatnots push him behind a changing screen.
MS214n
Sam, dressed in sparkly get-up, grudgingly gives Elton John an intro, then bites into his hat.
MS214o
Backed by the Electric Mayhem once more, Elton sings "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with Miss Piggy.
MS214p
After the number, Statler and Waldorf are seen wearing eccentric outfits. Statler claims they look like members of the rock age, to which Waldorf responds, "we look more like members of the Stone Age."
MS214q
Kermit and the rest of the gang have adopted Elton's ostentatious wardrobe style. Elton, however, steps on stage wearing a conventional suit and remarks that they're all dressed like stolen cars.
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After the credits, Statler asks Waldorf what he thought—suddenly the chicken chases Chef through the balcony—and Waldorf quips "I hate running gags!"

Edits[]

Cast[]

Muppets:

Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Statler and Waldorf, The Swedish Chef, Janice, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Sam the Eagle, the Singing Food, Chicken, Crocodiles, Baskerville the Hound, Elton John's Lunch, Whatnots.

Background Muppets:

Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Zoot, Animal, Annie Sue, Green Frackle, Afghan Hound,Beautiful Day Monster, Brewster, Catgut, Miss Mousey, Svengali's Assistant, Zelda Rose, Pig, Whatnots

Performers[]

Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, The Swedish Chef, Rowlf, Link Hogthrob, Waldorf and Dr. Teeth
Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Green Frackle, Fozzie Bear, a Crocodile, Sam the Eagle and Animal
Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper, Dr. Julius Strangepork, a Crocodile, a Chicken and the Announcer
Richard Hunt as Scooter, Janice and Statler
Dave Goelz as a Crocodile and Zoot
Louise Gold as Background Singer (uncredited)

Gallery[]


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