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American Greetings made a set of Muppet greeting cards in 1992 and 1993, and another set from 2005 to 2008.
1992/1993[]
"...In fact, once a year per person is my limit."
"...No cake until you eat all the candles!"
"...But enough about me -- happy birthday to you!"
"... from the other one!"
"Sometimes a good aaarrrgh can help you get through the day."
"And, if it isn't, call the police, 'cause there's a naked stranger standing where your mirror should be!"
"Doesn't that make your day?"
"...is the person who receives it!"
"I didn't think so!"
"... and never find a better friend than you!"
"So I'll just have to put them into kisses!"
"...Moi!"
"They were all married! Have a happy birthday anyway!"
(photo shoot)
"Now- What were we talking about... Men or Diets?"
"I can just hear you now, saying, 'What little faults?!'"
Mid-90s[]
2005[]
A large collection of greeting cards was released from 2005 to 2008.
2006[]
2007[]
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"...I'd much rather dance beak to beak. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"Cracking them up. Get it? ...cracking them up? Geez, tough crowd. Happy Easter."
"...but could you at least skip the ham?"
"...I'm partial to green. Happy Easter."
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"You shouldn't have! (... but who am I to stop you from being generous?)"
"Just a shout out to a good friend."
"Happy Borkday"
2008[]
"I scream and cake! Happy Birthday"
"It's your birthday - make a fashion statement."