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The show Family Guy is a cartoon show on FOX and Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. It's a show aimed primarily at adults, but it has had many Muppet and Sesame Street references. It stars Peter Griffin, an overweight Rhode Island man and his family, his wife Lois, his daughter Meg, his oldest son Chris, and his youngest son Stewie (a baby bent on world domination), and his talking dog Brian.
Episode Name: Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Peter Griffin: Wait wait come back! This is where the pilgrims landed at Fraggle Rock!
Episode Name: A Picture is Worth 1000 Bucks
Meg Griffin: I can do some bird calls.
(proceeds to do a bird call and a Big Bird looking creature enters)
Big Bird: What do you want?
Med Griffin: Huh?
Big Bird: What do you want? You called me, so what do you want?
Peter Griffin: Look buddy we don't want any trouble.
Episode Name: A Picture is Worth 1000 Bucks
Peter Griffin: Hey do you guys have rats for bellhops like the Muppets?
Episode Name: I Never Met The Dead Man
(Stewie Griffin is on his Sesame Street phone)
Stewie Griffin: Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie's Voice: Do you like to read?
Stewie Griffin: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already blown up Big Bird's nest, and I have the army outside Hooper's Store, and as for Linda, it's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assasin isn't it?
Ernie's Voice: Can you count to three?
Stewie Griffin: Indeed, (pulls out gun and shoots at Sesame Street phone) One! Two! Three! Can I count to three? Please, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!
Episode Name: Brian Does Hollywood
(Stewie Griffin is slapping around a stuffed Kermit the Frog doll tied to his crib)
Stewie Griffin: Talk darn* you! Fine! If you won't talk perhaps this will make you! (goes over to his toy box and pulls out a Miss Piggy doll and proceeds to move up and down on it) Mm, yes you like that don't you? God look at me, I'm having sex with a pig! I've become my father!
Episode Name: I Am Peter Hear Me Roar
(A baker is wheeling a cart of pies down a hall)
Baker: Ten bannana cream pies!
(Baker trips and the bannana cream pies fly off the cart)
Episode Name: Jungle Love
Peter Griffin: This is worse than that time I was assistant to Dr. Honeydew...
(The scene shifts to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Peter who's morphed to look like Beaker)
Peter Griffin: Mee mee me me mo!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh ho ho, that's right Peter!
Episode Name: Five Minutes of Shame
(Peter Griffin is controlling a puppet named Madame)
Peter Griffin: Wait! Come back! She was gonna sing Rainbow Connection!
Episode Name: Let's Go To The Hop
(Tom Tucker a newscaster is discussing various nicknames of the new teen fad "toad licking," which has been labeled as a drug)
Tom Tucker(Newscaster): ...and "doing Kermit."
Episode Name: A Fish Out Of Water
Tattoo Artist: What can I do you for?
Man recieving tattoo: I want a skull.
Tattoo Artist: I can do Kermit the Frog.
Man recieving tattoo: I want a skull!
Tattoo Artist: I can do Kermit the Frog, how 'bout Kermit the Frog?
Episode Name: Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Peter Griffin: And I want my own TV movie starring Valerie Bert&Ernie!
Episode Name: Mind Over Murder
(Peter Griffin is watching TV and a show known as Homicide: Life on Sesame Street)
Bert: (gets out of bed and answers phone) Hello? Yeah...Ok. (hangs up)
Ernie: Gee Bert, what was that?
Bert: Well, it seems some poor sap* got his head blown off at a place called Hoopers.
Ernie: Don't shout Bert, I don't like it when you shout Bert.
Episode Name: Model Misbehavior
(Stewie Griffin is on his Sesame Street phone talking to Grover)
Stewie Griffin: Hello Grover? Yes...Yes Grover I think the letter G is wonderful. Now...Grover, Grover! Grover! Grover! Well, if you're going to shout I'm just going to have to call you back.
Episode Name: Model Misbehavior
(Cookie Monster is seen in a hospital on a bed)
Doctor: Cookie Monster, do you know where those cookies went?
Cookie Monster: Me think uh, Todd ate them?
Doctor: Uh huh, well then you won't mind if we leave these here.
(The doctor sets a plate of cookies in front of Cookie Monster and leaves)
Cookie Monster: Must have cookies!
(Cookie Monster lunges at the cookies, but is caught by the doctors who hold him on the bed and sedate him with a shot)
Episode Name: Petarted
(Stewie Griffin is sitting on a couch next to seven prostitutes)
Voice resembling counting voice on Sesame Street: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Peter Griffin: That's seven, seven prostitutes.
*= word replaced for censorship reasons.