Fairyland PD was a recurring UK sketch on Muppets Tonight in which detectives Clifford and Bobo tried to solve crimes based on the characters from nursery rhymes and children's stories, including Goldilocks and Humpty Dumpty.

Sketches

• Episode 104: John Goodman - Curds Away (Little Miss Muffet)
• Episode 108: Jason Alexander - The Big Crack-up (Humpty Dumpty)
• Episode 109: Whoopi Goldberg - Goldie Lock-up (Goldilocks and the Three Bears)
• Episode 203: Heather Locklear - The Emperor's Lewd Clothes (The Emperor's New Clothes)