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Ernie and Bert sketches which take place in their apartment. See also, Ernie and Bert Sketches: Nighttime.

Picture Summary / EKA Description
The Bath Story

Everybodywash
Ernie in the Bathtub / Everybody Wash
Episode 0001
Part 1: Ernie calls his bathtub "Rosie" because whenever he takes a bath, he leaves a "ring around Rosie". Bert waits for his bath. Written by David Connell

Part 2: Ernie remarks that everyone should take a bath, and sings "Everybody Wash".


Audio: Bert's Blockbusters, At Home with Ernie and Bert
Video: Old School: Volume 1
Book: The Sesame Street Book of People and Things

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ErnieSquiggle

ErnieBertTreeDrawing
Ernie tries to draw a 3
Episode 0002
Part 1: Ernie draws a llama, but Bert says it doesn't look anything like a llama. He asks a filmed llama for advice, but the llama doesn't like it either. So Ernie decides to draw a 3 instead, but he can't remember what it looks like. So Ernie and Bert watch the "Jazz #3" film.

Part 2: Ernie draws what looks like a squiggle, so Bert recommends that he watch the "Jazz #3" film again.

Part 3: Ernie finishes his drawing. Bert asks, "You call that a three?" Ernie answers, "No, I call that a tree!"
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E&BApplianceWar
Ernie blows a fuse
Episode 0003
Ernie and Bert are watching TV, but Bert gets bored and decides to play a record. Ernie tells him to turn down the volume, but Bert won't, so Ernie drowns out Bert's music by playing the radio. Bert then retaliates by turning on the blender. With all four things running at once, they blow a fuse, causing a total blackout. Bert goes to fix the fuse, while Ernie turns off all the things that were running. When the lights go back on, Ernie and Bert apologize and play cards.


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E&BEggDrop
Bert's egg
Episode 0003
Ernie finds an egg on the counter. Bert tells him to put it away, so he can eat it later. Ernie doesn't understand. Bert sighs, "Just drop it!" - and Ernie does.
E&B1969Bananaphone
Bert and the banana phone
Episode 0004
Bert hears the phone ringing inside a basket, and asks Ernie to answer it. Ernie goes through the basket, and finds a banana. He pretends it's a phone, and gives it to Bert to talk on. Ernie answers the real phone, and tells the caller that Bert can't come to the phone because he's talking on the banana.
This sketch was re-adapted in 2000.
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The Mysterious Nose-Snatcher
Episode 0005
Bert says that he and Ernie are looking at the "Mysterious Nose-Snatcher." Ernie, disagreeing, walks closer and closer to the camera to see. His face begins to black out the screen...but when he moves back into view, his nose is missing!
Erniebertkiss
Kiss from a Monster
Episode 0005
Ernie laughs when Alice Braithwaite Goodyshoes says, "Bleah!" after being kissed by a monster. Bert says that Ernie would react the same way if he was kissed by a monster. "No, I wouldn't. I'd think it was funny!" says Ernie. Then Beautiful Day Monster shows up and kisses Ernie, who says, "Bleah!" Bert laughs, saying, "Now, that's funny!"
Ernieamachine
Ernie's A Machine
Episode 0006
Ernie invents a machine that makes As -- you turn the crank "over here", you push the button on top, and out comes an A. But it doesn't work when it rains -- it only makes As when the sun shines.
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Bert explains the number 4
Episode 0006
Bert has a number 4 in his hand, and asks Ernie what it is. Ernie doesn't know, and guesses that it's a chocolate pie. Bert decides to cut to a film about the number 4, so that Ernie can get a clue. When the clip is over, Ernie makes another guess: a cream pie. "If this is a cream pie, then what is this?" asks Bert, while he pulls out a cream pie. "That's a four!" Ernie grins, and Bert pushes the pie in Ernie's face. "I knew it was a pie," Ernie remarks to the camera, "but who wants to be hit in the face with a number four?"
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Bert Explains "Before" and "After."
Episode 0007
Ernie wants to have some cookies, which are on a covered plate. Bert asks Ernie if he knows the difference between "before" and "after". Ernie isn't sure. Bert explains that before Ernie can have the cookies, he has to lift the cover, and after he lifts the cover, he can have the cookies. Ernie tries this a few times - until he loses his appetite for dinner.


Book: The Sesame Street Book of Puzzlers

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Ernie's X Problem / Bacon and X / Ernie Erases Cookie Monster
Episode 0008
Part 1: Ernie is having trouble remembering how to draw the letter X on his blackboard. While crossing things out and playing tic-tac-toe, he unknowingly draws 5 Xs, which Bert then points out to him.

Part 2: Ernie has made an X of his own, and is proudly displaying it. Bert rushes in to say that he was making some bacon, but a monster ate it. Then, Cookie Monster (still unnamed) sneaks in, and eats Ernie's X. Ernie catches him, and asks, "Why do you do that, Monster?" Cookie Monster answers, "I always like to eat bacon and X!"

Part 3: While Ernie erases his blackboard, we see a cartoon of a boy erasing things and people as he counts to 10.

Part 4: Cookie Monster shows up again. Ernie threatens to erase him if he doesn't leave, and shows him the cartoon of the boy.

Part 5: Cookie Monster laughs, and refuses to leave, so Ernie erases him.

Ernieberttypewriter
Ernie's alphabet story
Episode 0009
Ernie writes a dramatic story, which is actually the alphabet.
This sketch was later remade in the 1970s.
Ernie4Quiz
Ernie's "How Many?" Quiz
Episode 0009
Ernie's friend holds a huge card of a dog in front of his head. Ernie asks Bert how many feet the dog has, and Bert says four. Next, Ernie's friend holds up a card of a table. Ernie asks Bert how many legs the table has. Again, Bert says four. Ernie's friend then holds up a card that shows a four-eyed monster. Ernie asks Bert, "How many eyes can you count on this face?" Bert again says four, but adds that "nothing in the world has four eyes, and looks like that". Ernie's friend lowers the card, revealing himself to be the Beautiful Day Monster - with two extra eyes.
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Ernie Cleans Up
Episode 0010
Part 1: Bert tells Ernie to clean up the messy apartment.


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Part 2: Ernie has almost finished cleaning up the apartment. His toybox is still a mess, so he begins to clean it out, throwing its contents all over the room.
Online:Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

ErnieBertCheese
Cheese
Episode 0010
Ernie doesn't want to eat his cheese, because it has holes in it, but Bert tells Ernie that holes make cheese taste better.
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Milk and cookies
Episode 0011
Ernie is preparing to have a snack, but he discovers that his milk and cookies keep vanishing. He eventually catches Cookie Monster after hiding to watch what's been going on when he leaves.
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EBScratch2
Everybody Scratch
Episode 0012
Ernie and Bert have difficulty scratching their backs, so both help each other scratch their back. While Ernie's itch takes a little too long to scratch, he introduces a film called "Everybody Scratch". After the film, Ernie notices that Bert has stopped scratching his back; Beautiful Day Monster is.
Ebtreasure
Ernie's treasure map
Episode 0013
Ernie has a treasure map of the living room, leading to a spot marked with an X. As Bert watches, he digs up a treasure chest with a letter X inside.
RCollection
Ernie's R Collection
Episode 0014
Ernie has a collection of Rs in a box. He shows Bert, who says that Ernie will be the laughingstock of Sesame Street if anyone else finds out. Ernie sadly throws away his Rs - and Bert asks to have the box for his J collection.
Erniebertjellybeans
Ernie and Bert share jellybeans
Episode 0014
Ernie has six jellybeans, and Bert has seven. Bert thanks Ernie for giving him the extra jellybean. Ernie says that isn't fair - they should have an equal amount. To make it even, Ernie eats the extra jellybean. That's fair, isn't it?


Book: The Sesame Street Book of Puzzlers

Erniebertwhathappensnext
Ernie's "What Happens Next?" game
Episode 0017
Ernie shows some picture cards, and asks Bert if he can figure out what happens next in each scenario.
Bedrawer
Cookie cabinet
Episode 0019
Bert and Ernie try to figure out who owns a cabinet containing cookies. Bert says that the cabinet is his because he has his first initial, B, on the door. However, the B is spread between two doors, and Ernie opens one door, making it look like an E.
Besandbox
The Sandbox Game
Episode 0019
After watching the Jazz #8 cartoon, Ernie gets Bert to play a game with him, in which he says, "I one the sandbox", Bert says "I two the sandbox", and so on until Bert gets to "I eight the sandbox". "How'd it taste?" Ernie asks.
E&B-AlphabetTest
Alphabet Test
Episode 0019
In a three-part sketch, Ernie conducts an "alphabet test" (using a poster from the Sesame Street Learning Kit). While Bert checks the poster, Ernie tries to recite the alphabet from memory. After a couple of snags, Ernie completes it. When Bert challenges him to say it backwards, Ernie turns his back from Bert and recites the alphabet, facing the poster.
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Ernie talks about his trip to the zoo
Episode 0020
Bert asks Ernie about his day. Ernie doesn't think anything interesting happened. Bert points out that Ernie went to the zoo, but Ernie says nothing interesting happened at the zoo. Then, he talks about a scratch he got on his finger, and describes how he got it, realizing in the process that something interesting did happen after all.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&B&BDMonsterHoop
Through the Hoop
Episode 0023
Ernie demonstrates the word "through" with the help of Beautiful Day Monster and Bert, who holds a hoop.
Bertsnose
Bert's Big Sneeze
Episode 0026
Ernie holds a hanky while Bert sneezes - and Bert's nose comes off in Ernie's hand. Ernie teases Bert by putting his nose back in the wrong places.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Bert's Nap
Episode 0027
As Bert takes a nap, Ernie tells the viewer how he knows that Bert is asleep - thus waking Bert up, just to tell him it's time for his nap. Written by Jon Stone.


Audio: Bert's Blockbusters, At Home with Ernie and Bert
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Clip
What Happened Here?
Episode 0030
Ernie shows drawings to Bert, and Bert has to guess what happened. Ernie has a drawing of an empty bird cage with an open door (the bird flew away), and a man lying on the ground with a banana peel next to him (he slipped on it). Then, Ernie shows Bert a blank page. The answer to that one is that there was a cow eating grass, but the grass is all eaten now, and the cow went home.
E&BIceCubeCollection
Ernie's ice cubes
Episode 0033
Ernie wants to show Bert his ice-cube collection. The ice cubes were so cold that he had to put them in a box covered with an electric blanket. Much to Ernie's surprise, the ice cubes have disappeared. Since they were replaced with water, Ernie suspects that a fish might have stolen them. Bert tells him that it's because they've melted. Ernie, however, is now convinced that a fish melted the ice cubes, and angrily walks out the door to "tear him fin-from-fin".
Erniecleansup
Ernie cleans the apartment in 15 seconds
Episode 0033
Bert tells Ernie that if he can clean the messy apartment fifteen seconds or less, he will give Ernie his dessert: ice cream and cookies.


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Pillow
Ernie's Nap
Episode 0035
During Ernie's naptime, Cookie Monster tries to steal - and eat - Ernie's pillow by distracting him with a bell.
BDM Girl
Beautiful Day Monster steals Bert's cookies
Episode 0041
Ernie struggles to save a plate of cookies for Bert. Beautiful Day Monster disguises himself as a baker and a little girl to trick Ernie out of four of the five cookies, but Bert blames Ernie.
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Ernie interrupts Bert reading the newspaper
Episode 0042
Ernie has a question, but decides to wait until Bert is done reading the newspaper to ask. Ernie hums and talks to Rubber Duckie until Bert gives up reading the paper in exasperation. Then, Ernie asks his question: Can he borrow the newspaper?


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Bertwhathappens
Bert's "What Happens Next?" game
Episode 0056
Bert shows Ernie pictures, and he needs to tell what happens next in each one. Ernie tells Bert some very imaginative stories. For the last picture (a man about to drive his car over a nail), Ernie says, "I think a monster's going to appear". Sure enough, behind Bert's back, Cookie Monster appears: "Can I have a cookie?"


Book: The Sesame Street Book of Puzzlers

E&BTwoNoses
Two Noses
Episode 0061
"Let's see," says Ernie. "We've got two eyes, and two ears, and two noses..." "Hey, you ding-a-ling!" Bert interrupts. "You only got one nose!" Ernie promptly pulls Bert's nose off, sticks it onto his own face, and keeps counting. "Two noses, and two eyes, and two ears...too bad!"

This sketch was originally recorded for the test pilot.


Video: Old School: Volume 2

ErnieCMPhone
Cookie Monster on Ernie's phone
Episode 0064
Part 1: Ernie's expecting a call from Bert, but Cookie Monster needs to use the phone.

Parts 2 and 3: Ernie impatiently waits for Cookie Monster to finish.
Part 4: Cookie Monster finally hangs up the phone, and he "thanks" Ernie by eating it. Then, Bert calls.
Book: The Sesame Street Book of People and Things

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Newspaper Expedition
Episode 0093
When it's Ernie's turn to get a newspaper from Hooper's Store, Ernie decides to plan everything he may need. He gets his scarf and hat and earmuffs in case it snows, his umbrella if it starts to rain, sunglasses and suntan cream if it's a sunny day, and a flashlight if it gets dark.
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Ernie dusts the shelf
Episode 0094
It's Ernie's turn to dust the shelf. Bert complains that Ernie always stalls. Ernie is trying to remember what he should do before he dusts the shelf. Bert tells Ernie to dust the shelf. Ernie does, and the toys fall. Written by Daniel Wilcox.


Audio: Ernie's Hits, At Home with Ernie and Bert

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Cookie Reminder
Episode 0095
Bert wants to know why there is a cookie lying on the table. Ernie explains that he put it there to remind himself.
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Ernie, the world's greatest counter
Episode 0107
Ernie proclaims himself to be the world's greatest counter, yet he counts very slowly, and starts all over again if Bert interrupts him.


Video: Old School: Volume 1

ErnieEatsBert'sCake
Ernie eats cake
Episode 0119
Ernie eats one of the two pieces of chocolate cake that Bert was saving for their dessert. Bert sees Ernie holding a fork in one hand and a napkin with some chocolate on it in the other--and in front of him is a plate full of chocolate-cake crumbs. When Bert accuses Ernie of eating the cake, Ernie tells Bert that a monster came in, ate Bert's cake, and framed Ernie. Bert doesn't believe Ernie's lie. But when Bert leaves the room, Beautiful Day Monster comes in and does exactly what Ernie told Bert happened to the first piece. Ernie tries to explain, but Bert says, "I don't want to talk about it."


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Doctor Ernie
Episode 0124
Ernie asks Bert to go play in the park with him. When Bert says "no", Ernie wonders if he isn't feeling well, and starts to examine him.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

ErnieCMTableManners
Table Manners
Episode 0134
Ernie tries to teach Cookie Monster to use his knife, fork, and spoon.


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ErnieBertQuietLoud
Quiet and Loud
Episode 0150
Bert says that he's going to demonstrate quiet by talking quietly to Ernie. But when he tries, Ernie claims that he can't hear what Bert is saying. Finally, Bert gets frustrated and shouts at Ernie; Ernie tells Bert not to be so loud.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Erniebertcookiemystery
Who took Bert's cookies?
Episode 0158
Bert thinks that Ernie has eaten his cookies, but it turns out that Cookie Monster (dressed as Ernie) ate the cookies.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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The Surprise Present
Episode 0165
Bert has wrapped a surprise present which Ernie thinks is for him. He tries to guess what it is so as not to spoil the surprise. After a few wrong guesses, he unwraps it before Bert can stop him. It is indeed a surprise, a lady's hat with flowers. Bert had wrapped the gift for his Aunt Matilda.


Online: Hulu (Hulu)

Phone
Ernie meets Simon Soundman
Episode 0170
Simon Soundman comes to Ernie's apartment because he has some car trouble and needs to use Ernie's phone, but Ernie doesn't understand what he is trying to say.


Audio: Ernie's Hits

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Ernie's New Rubber Duckie
Episode 0171
Part 1: A disconsolate Ernie tells Oscar the Grouch that he's lost his Rubber Duckie. Oscar tries to calm Ernie down, and says that he'll buy Ernie another one. Ernie says he can't - Rubber Duckie is special and unique. He tells Oscar that Rubber Duckie is "cute, adorable, sweet, cuddly, and makes a wonderful sound". Oscar tells Ernie that he'll bring him a new one.

Part 2: Oscar comes back with a new Duckie, but this one is different - it's a Grouch duckie. They realize that they have different ideas of what is cute and ugly. Ernie thanks Oscar for trying to help - and when he sits down, he hears a familiar squeak. He digs through the stuff on the floor, and finds his Rubber Duckie! Ernie and Oscar argue over which of their toys is the cutest.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Matching Gloves and Shoes
Episode 0204
Cookie Monster helps Ernie match mittens, shoes, and gloves - and put them away.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

ErnieCMDiet
Cookie Monster's diet
Episode 0232
Cookie Monster tells Ernie that he is going on a diet, and won't take his cookies. Then, Grover tells Cookie that he looks sick.
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Cuppycakes
Episode 0235
Ernie has a stack of seven cupcakes that he wants to take a picture of, but Cookie Monster keeps taking cupcakes (which he calls "cuppycakes").


Video: Learning to Add and Subtract
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

5 Cookies
Four cookies
Episode 0238
Ernie eats one of Bert's cookies, and doesn't know what to tell him. Bert observes that there are four cookies when there should be five. No matter how Ernie arranges them, there are still four cookies. Since Bert doesn't want to see four cookies, Ernie eats another one, making it three instead of four.
BrokenWindow
The Case of the Broken Window
Episode 0238
Sherlock Hemlock helps Ernie discover how his window got broken. Ernie finds that the only evidence is a baseball, and together with Sherlock Hemlock, try to find out how who broke Ernie's window. It turns out that Sherlock Hemlock, who is the number five player of the Sesame Street Sluggers, hit a home run, which caused the baseball to go through the window.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Bert's Bottlecap collection
Episode 0257
Bert shows off his bottlecap collection to Ernie, who remembers that he found a Figgy Fizz bottle cap -- the very one that Bert needed to complete his collection.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

BertGetsMad
Ernie has Bert pretend to be mad
Episode 0267
Ernie wants Bert to pretend to be mad, but Bert says that he can't, because he has nothing to feel angry about. Ernie asks Bert to pretend that he borrowed Bert's paper clip collection, and lost his favorite paper clip. The thought makes Bert really mad. Bert gets tired out, and tells Ernie that he can't get mad anymore. Ernie makes a confession -- he really did lose Bert's favorite paper clip.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Bath Precautions
Ernie prepares for his bath
Episode 0269
Ernie brings an umbrella, a flashlight, and a bowling ball to the bathtub, just in case the electricity goes out, the roof leaks, and somebody shows up asking to borrow a bowling ball. Bert thinks that Ernie is being ridiculous -- but everything happens, just as Ernie predicted.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Going to the Zoo
Episode 0271
Ernie and Bert plan to go to the zoo, but they can't make up their minds. What would happen if Ernie bought a balloon, but then lost it when he gets frightened by a buffalo? Then they remember that the zoo is closed on Wednesdays.
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Here or not here
Episode 0274
Bert is reading a book when Ernie startles him by asking if he wants to play checkers. Bert says, "I thought maybe you weren't here!" Ernie starts to search to see if he can find himself.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Ernie is special
Episode 0276
Ernie thinks that he isn't special. Bert tells Ernie to feel his nose -- "That's an Ernie nose!" -- and then feel his hair, and wiggle his fingers. Bert says that nobody else is just like Ernie. Encouraged, Ernie tells the audience to do the same.


Video: I'm Glad I'm Me, Old School: Volume 1
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Ernie forgets something after his bath
Episode 0277
Ernie comes from finishing his bath, and tells Bert that there's something that he forgot. Bert asks if he's washed behind his ears, his neck, and his elbows. Finally, Ernie remembers that he forgot to turn off the water in the tub -- as the water level rises.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Fish Cowboy Hat
Fish in the cowboy hat
Episode 0279
Ernie tries to put a pot on Bert's head. Bert asks Ernie why he's doing that, and Ernie says that he broke a cookie jar. Ernie has to put the cookies somewhere, so he put them in the sugar bowl – and put the sugar in the flowerpot, which meant that he had to put the flower in a milk bottle. He put the milk in the soda bottle, and the soda into the fishbowl, and the fish in Bert's cowboy hat. Bert asks, "Now what am I going to wear when I want to play cowboy?" Ernie puts the pot on Bert's head and says, "Ride 'em, cowboy, Bert!" Written by Norman Stiles.


Audio: At Home with Ernie and Bert
Book: The Ernie & Bert Book

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Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Episode 0279
Ernie has gone shopping -- buying bread for himself, and peanut butter for Bert. They realize that it's dull to eat what they have separately, and they decide to cooperate, so they can each have a peanut butter sandwich.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&BErniePlaystheDrumsWhileBertKnocks
Ernie plays the drums
Episode 0280
Bert goes out to mail a letter, and depends on Ernie to let him in when he knocks. Instead of letting Bert in, Ernie repeats Bert's knocks on the drums. Written by Jerry Juhl.


Audio: Ernie's Hits, At Home with Ernie and Bert (re-recording)
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Ernie tries not to wake Bert
Episode 0280
Ernie comes home to a sleeping Bert and tries to think of things to do that won't wake him up. He can't watch TV, and he can't play with his ball. Bored, he decides to take a nap too -- but then he starts to snore. This awakens Bert, who wonders out loud where the noise is coming from, in the process arousing Ernie, who gets mad at being woken up.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Ernie puts toys into groups
Episode 0281
Bert tells Ernie to put away his toys, and Ernie devises a system of arranging toys. Unfortunately, all the categories he names apply only to his toy fire engine.
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Talk Slower
Episode 0288
Ernie approaches Bert in a harried manner, talking rapidly. Bert tells him to talk slower so he can understand him. Ernie says, slowly, that Bert's toast is burning, which causes Bert to speak in the same rapid, harried manner.
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Pizza and Grape Juice
Episode 0294
Ernie and Bert have pizza and grape juice. Bert complains that Ernie has more of each, so Ernie tries to make it even by eating some of his pizza and drinking some of his grape juice, but then Bert has more. And so on.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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The Wrong Patient
Episode 0296
Ernie's doctor comes over. Ernie keeps trying to tell the doctor why he called him, but the doctor is too occupied with checking on Ernie, hardly allowing him to get a word in edgewise.


Video: The Best of Ernie and Bert
Audio: Ernie's Hits

EBBigBird
Tall, Taller, Tallest
Episode 0303
Ernie is tall, Bert taller, and Big Bird is the tallest (and he also breaks the ceiling).


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

ErnieVase
Big Shelf, Little Shelf
Episode 0310
Ernie can't decide which of the two different shelves he should place a large vase on, so Bert tells him to use his imagination. Ernie imagines the vase falling off the little shelf and Bert kicking him out of the apartment. Then, Ernie imagines putting the vase on the big shelf, and Bert rewarding him with a big surprise party. Written by Daniel Wilcox.


Audio: At Home with Ernie and Bert

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Fixing the Window
Episode 0344
Everything is getting wet, because it's raining and a window is stuck open. But Ernie explains that he can't fix it now because he'd get wet in all that rain. When the rain stops, he explains to Bert that since it's not raining anymore, nothing's getting wet, and there's no reason to fix it.
Ernie and Bert welcome you
A special day
Episode 0352
Bert is curious as to whom Ernie is decorating the room for. It turns out to be the viewer at home.


Video: Old School: Volume 1
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)
Documentary: Being Elmo

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String on Ernie's fingers
Episode 0355
Ernie has a piece of string on each finger, in order to remind himself that they're all out of string.


Video: Sesame Street: 40 Years of Sunny Days ("fan favorite" bonus sketch)
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Ernie's important note for Bert
Episode 0355
Ernie has an important note for Bert, but he can't find it. He looks through the trash can for it, and finds the note, which is a reminder that it is Bert's day to clean the apartment.
Bert's Purple Hand
Bert's purple hand
Episode 0514
Bert can't go on a trip with Ernie because his hand has purple paint on it. Ernie puts a mitten on Bert's hand to cover it, but Bert still won't go because he looks silly wearing one mitten. So Ernie completes the outfit with another mitten, a hat, a scarf, and a sled. Ernie then reveals that they are going to the beach.


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EBwarm
Ernie gets Bert warm
Episode 0529
Bert says he's too cold, so Ernie goes overboard to get him warm by putting layer after layer of clothing upon him. This makes him too hot, so Ernie opens the window and brings his electric fan.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EB.BertsFace
A picture of Bert
Episode 0536
Ernie tells Bert to stand still in front of the camera so that he can trace Bert's face on the screen.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)
Video: Old School Volume 1

EBLicorice
Ernie and Bert divide licorice
Episode 0560
Ernie has a licorice whip that he offers to share with Bert. He divides the licorice in half with a pair of scissors, but then discovers that Bert's half is longer than his. He cuts off a little bit of Bert's half, and eats it. Then he discovers that his own half is longer than Bert's, and that's not fair, so he cuts a bit off of his own, and eats it. Ernie goes back and forth, shaving off more and more, until the licorice whip is gone.

Commentary: Tough Pigs
EBFan
The Electric Fan
Episode 0573
Bert is trying to write a letter to Mr. Rogers, but finds it difficult when Ernie operates his electric fan right next to him. Bert blows up at Ernie and says he is "hot and bothered," and Ernie has just the thing for that: more cool air. Written by Ray Sipherd.


Audio: At Home with Ernie and Bert,
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Sharing a Cookie
Episode 0592
Bert refuses to share his cookie with Ernie, who tells Bert that if the cookie was his, he wouldn't mind sharing. Ernie takes the cookie, and asks Bert to ask him if he would share it.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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The Q Game
Episode 0598
Ernie asks Bert to play a game where they take turns counting and then saying "Q". Ernie goes first with "1 Q", and Bert follows with "2 Q". The game continues, until Bert gets to "10 Q". "You're welcome, Bert!" Ernie says.
Bananashare
Sharing a Banana
Episode 0600
Bert asks Ernie to share a banana with him. Ernie gets the inside of the banana, and gives Bert the peel.
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H on TV
Episode 0656
Bert complains when a big letter H appears on the TV screen, so Ernie turns off the set, unplugs it, and takes a bunch of H objects out of the TV (including a hat, a house and a hamster). When he plugs it back in, a big letter I appears on the screen.
EB.usesofwater
Glass of Water
Episode 0669
Ernie keeps taking glasses of water outside the apartment. Bert thinks of possible uses Ernie could have for this water. As it turns out, the kitchen faucet is broken, and Ernie's trying to get rid of the water before the apartment floods.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

1092-14
Bert is Sick
Episode 0673
Ernie has heard that somebody in the neighborhood is sick. He looks in a medical book to find out how to tell if someone is sick... not realizing that Bert is the one with a cold. Written by Jerry Juhl.


Audio: Bert's Blockbusters, At Home with Ernie and Bert (re-recording)

Ernie's Bert Sculpture
Statue of Bert
Episode 0677
Ernie makes a clay bust of Bert, but runs out of clay for the nose, so he pulls Bert's nose off and puts it on the statue.


Video: Old School: Volume 1
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Cups and Saucers
Cups and saucers
Episode 0677
Ernie stacks cups and saucers in order to count them, making Bert quite nervous. Luckily, they're glued together.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EB.paintingofBert
Painting of Bert
Episode 0683
Ernie is painting a portrait of Bert, but paints Bert with curly hair, glasses and a beard. When Bert gets angry about this, Ernie takes him behind the easel and puts curly hair, glasses and a beard on Bert.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Bart
Bert's brother Bart visits
Episode 0687
Bert expects a visit from his identical twin brother Bart. Ernie notes that they're alike in many ways, but their major difference is that Bart has a sense of humor.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Doctor-monster
Dr. Monster
Episode 0691
Cookie Monster asks Ernie if he has any cookies. Ernie says that he doesn't have any cookies but an apple and he can't give the apple to him because "an apple a day will keep the doctor away." Later Cookie Monster comes disguised as Doctor Monster and gives Ernie a medical checkup. After the checkup, Ernie asks what he owes Doctor Monster. By sheer coincidence, his bill is one apple.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

ErniesTelephoneCall
Ernie's Telephone Call
Episode 0694
Ernie answers the telephone. Bert overhears the conversation, which involves a baseball game, a rainy day, and a gorilla stealing a baloney sandwich. When Bert asks who just called, Ernie says it was a wrong number. Written by Ray Sipherd.


Book: Ernie's Telephone Call
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Flying Fingers
Ernie's Flying Fingers
Episode 0697
Ernie says that he has "flying fingers", and tries to find ten different things that his fingers can do.
Hat
Which Hat Will Fit?
Episode 0704
Ernie purchases a straw hat for Bert, and asks Cookie Monster which box the hat will go in.
Playball
Imaginary Baseball Game
Episode 0706
Ernie is sad, because it's raining and he can't play baseball. Bert encourages him to imagine that he's playing instead. In Ernie's imagination, he hits a high fly ball that lands in the ocean. Bert tells Ernie that the sun is out, and he can go out and play now. Ernie says that he can't play -- his ball fell in the ocean.
ErnieBertLaundryBasket
Ernie prepares to do the laundry
Episode 0718
Ernie gets ready to do the laundry, gathering things to do while he's waiting for the laundry to be done. He fills up the laundry basket with toys... and doesn't have room for the laundry.
E&Boutappartment
Bert is outside of the apartment
Episode 0724
Ernie won't let Bert into the apartment. At first, Bert is sad -- but then he thinks Ernie might be hiding something, which makes him mad. He demands to be let in -- and finds that Ernie has thrown him a surprise party, which makes him happy.

Guests at the party include Roosevelt Franklin, Herbert Birdsfoot, Prairie Dawn, Sherlock Hemlock, Grover, Guy Smiley, and a Mailman.
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Bertsatrain
Ernie's Guess What I Am Game
Episode 0728
Ernie pretends to be a dog and a duck. Bert then pretends to be a train, and does it so well that a train conductor and passengers come through the apartment.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&b-rhyme
Rhyming Game
Episode 0798
Ernie gets Bert to participate in a rhyme game, but Ernie ends the game just as Bert is starting to enjoy it.


Video: Getting Ready to Read, Old School: Volume 2, Elmo's Travel Songs and Games, Old School: Volume 3

EBDrumSet
Bert's Drum Set
Episode 0801
Bert has acquired some drums, but he doesn't know how to play them well. Ernie teaches him how to make drum playing exciting.
TV Chair Battle
The TV Chair
Episode 0898
Ernie and Bert fight over which one of them gets to sit in the chair to watch TV in, and Herry Monster tricks them into leaving so that he can sit in the chair.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Radioexercise
Get Moving
Episode 1025
Ernie turns on the radio to hear his favorite exercise show, Get Moving. He engages the viewer to do all the exercises he does, such as touching toes and jumping. Bert joins in, and has so much fun jumping that he doesn't notice that his favorite program, Pigeons in the News, is coming on.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EBTag
Bert Is "It"
Episode 1026
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)
EBLifeWithoutBert
Life Without Bert
Episode 1034
After Bert gets mad at Ernie, Ernie imagines what life would be like without Bert. Written by Ray Sipherd.


Audio: At Home with Ernie and Bert
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EB.chocolateicecream
Chocolate ice cream
Episode 1037
Ernie eats the ice cream that Bert was saving for later. Ernie tries to pass off a smashed up banana with ice and gravy for Bert's chocolate ice cream. Bert doesn't believe it, but then Oscar comes in with two ice cream cones, needing to give one of them away, but then gives them both ice cream cones in exchange for what Ernie made.
1090-03
Ernie plays doctor
Episode 1090
Ernie plays doctor and makes Bert be the patient for his check-up. He checks Bert's heart, mouth and more. At the end, Bert wonders how he is feeling, but Ernie can't tell him that until he's a real doctor, twenty-three years from now. Bert faints after Ernie's answer and Ernie wonders if there's a doctor in the house.


Video: Elmo Visits the Doctor, Old School: Volume 2
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Character.brad
Brad's bath
Episode 1134
It's time for Bert to give his nephew, Brad, a bath, but Ernie thinks the tub needs some toys, and puts so many toys in the tub that there is no room for Brad to take a bath.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

InOutRadio
Ernie leads the band
Episode 1136
Bert finds it difficult to listen to Pigeons in the News while Ernie and the Sesame Street Citizens' Band are outside practicing. In yet another case of miscommunication between the two, since Bert doesn't like it when they practice outside, Ernie leads the band into the apartment so they can practice inside.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EBPlanningforFlood
Ernie Prepares for a Flood at the Library
Episode 1148
Ernie is planning to go to the library, when he hears on the radio that it might rain. So he gets out his umbrella, and puts on his raincoat, rain hat, and galoshes. Then, in case it floods, he takes a bag of groceries and a life preserver. Finally, he makes Bert go to the library with him, so he won't be stranded in the flood without him.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

ErnieBertBananaEarPart1

ErnieBertBananaEarPart2

ErnieBertBananaEarPart3
Ernie has a banana in his ear
Episode 1152 (part 1)
Episode 2558 (part 2)
Part 1: Ernie is holding a banana in his ear. Bert tries to tell Ernie that he has a banana in his ear, but Ernie can't hear him because he has a banana in his ear.

(Note: The sketch's famous punchline was later referenced by Fozzie Bear, in a 2011 policy trailer for AMC Theatres.)
Video:Sesame Street: 40 Years of Sunny Days,
Book: Sesame Street Unpaved,
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)


Part 2: Ernie reveals that he has a banana in his ear in order to keep the alligators away. He uses Bert's denial of any alligators on Sesame Street as proof that his method works.
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Part 3: Ernie thinks he saw a alligator outside the window. He knocks the banana on the table saying that he'll probably need a fresh banana, figuring the one he already has doesn't seem to work anymore. (This part is often left out, a Swedish dubbed version can be seen here (YouTube))

E&b-disguisekit
Ernie's Disguise Kit
Episode 1170
Ernie tries to fool Bert with his disguises such as a pirate disguise and a red riding hood disguise, but Bert has recognized him and tells him to stop fooling him. Then a wolf knocks on the door, and Bert is convinced it's Ernie in disguise again. Written by Judy Freudberg.


Book: The Many Faces of Ernie
Online: Sesamestreet.org (added underscore) (SSvideo)

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Sharing a Pie
Episode 1285
Ernie has two slices of apple pie. He takes the big piece, and gives Bert the small piece. Bert takes offense to this, saying that he would have given Ernie the big piece and kept the small piece for himself - but the outcome is the same, so what's Bert angry about?


Video: Old School: Volume 2
Online: Sesamestreet.org

Erniepaints
What to paint?
Episode 1446
Ernie and Bert decide to use both Bert's canvas and Ernie's paints to paint a picture of something. Bert wants to paint a bowl of oatmeal, but Ernie wants to paint a purple monster. Finally, they decide to paint a purple monster eating a bowl of oatmeal.
1708d
Bed Making Cooperation
Episode 1708
Ernie notices that on his bed which Bert is preparing, there is one side where the blanket is shorter than the other. Bert suggests that Ernie and him cooperate while making the blanket even on both sides, in the process the blanket is shorter at one side than the other.
Arrowgame
Follow the Arrows
Episode 1709
Ernie has Bert play a "Follow the Arrows" game, which leads him to the main camera, looking at the TV viewer.


Video: Big Bird's Favorite Party Games (edited)

Ernie-ernestine
Ernie and Ernestine's differences
Episode 2123
Ernie talks about the differences between himself and his cousin, Ernestine.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&Bsharepaper
Sharing a newspaper
Episode 2208
Bert are sitting in his chair and reading the paper. Ernie comes and read over Berts shoulder. They decide to share the paper and Ernie rips it in two parts.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&Bplayagameof
Winter Checkers
Episode 2227
It's cold outside, so Bert tries to ask Ernie to play a game with him. Ernie keeps bringing winter equipment into the room, thinking Bert wants to play outside. It turns out he just wants to play a game of checkers.
EB.HappyBirthdayToU
Happy Birthday to U
Episode 2234
Ernie sings "Happy Birthday" to a letter U, which blows out the candle on the cake.
Copydrums
Bert copies the drums
Episode 2256
Ernie plays a game with Bert where Ernie plays riffs on his drum set and Bert has to repeat them back. Bert is surprisingly good at the game.
Bae10
Friend watching
Episode 2282
Through his binoculars, Ernie observes Bert reading his book, even though he's closer to Bert than he need be.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&b-puppy
Ernie brings home a surprise
Episode 2292
Ernie brings a surprise home, and he tells Bert to guess what it is. The surprise turns out to be a puppy. Bert wants to call the puppy Norman; Ernie suggests Godzilla the Wonder-Dog.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

2356-26
The Feelings Game
Episode 2356
Bert doesn't want to play "The Feelings Game" with Ernie. Ernie expresses both sadness and anger in response to Bert, thus making him a participant in the game after all.


Video: Let's Play Games
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Sneak Peek Previews
Episode 2403
Ernie and Bert watch "Sneak Peek Previews", in which Telly Monster and Oscar the Grouch review the "Song of Ten." After the show ends, Ernie shocks Bert by carrying a stack of ten chocolate layer cakes... which turn out to be plastic. Oscar and Telly peek through the apartment window and argue about whether or not Ernie's joke was funny.
EBScaringBert
Ernie tries to scare Bert
Episode 2412
While Bert is reading, Ernie tries to scare him by dressing up as a ghost. When Ernie notices that Bert left his chair while he fetched a white sheet, Ernie sits down in the chair and relaxes, until Bert enters the room and startles him.
ChoclatePudding
Ernie makes a grocery list
Episode 2477
Bert tells Ernie to make a grocery list, but Ernie can't find anything to write with ... except for chocolate pudding. (Bert: "He's improving. Last time he used spaghetti sauce.")


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Ernie.HomeAlone
Ernie is Alone
Episode 2482
Ernie realizes that Bert's not home, and that he can do whatever he wants. He acts out a typical scenario in which he plays the radio loud and Bert tells him to turn it down ... but it doesn't feel the same without Bert around.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Bert teaches Bernice how to play checkers
Episode 2485
Bert teaches his pigeon, Bernice, how to play checkers. Ernie thinks it's amazing that a pigeon can play checkers, but Bert thinks it is no big deal, because Bernice has only beaten Bert in two out of ten games.


Video: The Best of Ernie and Bert, Old School: Volume 2
Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

Erniebert-goldfish
Watching Fish
Episode 2488
Ernie wants to go outside and play catch, but Bert gets him interested in watching his goldfish.
ErniePicture
Ernie Copies Bert's Picture
Episode 2494
Ernie plans on copying Bert's felt board template called "Cookies on a Plate in a Room with a Window" which features just that. Ernie goes through various pieces, seeing which ones match Bert's. Once he finishes, Cookie Monster enters the apartment and complements the picture, but likes Bert's more and rips the cookies off the picture and eats them. Ernie sobs, as now his picture is different from Bert's, so Cookie solves everything by eating the cookies off of Ernie's picture.
EB.snowclothes
What's in Ernie's clothes
Episode 2573
Ernie is wearing winter gear, and asks Bert to guess what is in his gloves and hat.

A brief clip from this sketch was used during the 1981-1982 opening for the Dutch version of the show.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)
Video: Let's Play Games

3159n
Weighing cherries
Episode 2602
Ernie tries to use a scale to divide the cherries evenly, but he characteristically eats them all. Bert screams and faints.
Ernestine's First Word
Teaching Ernestine Names
Episode 2615
Ernie can't seem to get Ernestine to say his name, but Ernestine has no trouble saying Bert's name.
Bertfeelssad
Bert feels sad
Episode 2621
Ernie notices that Bert is feeling sad, but Bert doesn't know why. Ernie thinks it's odd for Bert to be sad for no reason, and comes up with reasons why someone should be sad. Bert feels better after hearing this (and that there's no reason for him to feel sad), but Ernie's last idea (missing your best friend after he's moved) ends up making Ernie feel terrible.
Eb.sitting
Sitting
Episode 2626
Bert asks Ernie to help him carry his heavy groceries, but Ernie is too busy thinking about all the things he can do as he sits in a chair: breathing, listening and smelling.
Oppositesgame
The Opposite Game
Episode 2675
Against Bert's will, Ernie plays a game with him in which he says a word which is the opposite of every word Bert emphasizes. When Bert finally agrees to PLAY, Ernie becomes stumped, since he can't figure out of the opposite of the word PLAY.
EB.AlphabetStory.remake
Ernie's alphabet story (remake)
Episode 2789
Ernie writes a dramatic story that is actually the alphabet


Video: Shalom Sesame: Aleph-Bet Telethon

E&Btomuchtv
Too much TV
Episode 2881
On a rainy day, Ernie watches TV, when Bert suggests he do something else, like write a story. Thus, Ernie sets everything out on the table, including pencils, paper, a pencil sharpener, and a wastebasket (which somehow ended up on Bert's head). Ernie is now ready to write a story, but instead, he leaves everything set out for when he gets an idea.
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Heavy and Light
Episode 3036
Ernie wants to play a game with Bert about heavy and light. Bert surprisingly wants to play. Ernie shows the audience all the light objects including a tissue, cotton candy and a feather. Bert has to bring in all the heavy objects including a barbell, a boulder and the piano.
ErnieBertsTelephone
Bert's Telephone
Episode 3524
While Ernie finishes his conversation with Grover on the telephone, Bert comes inside with a package containing an antique telephone because he won't have to wait for Ernie to finish his turn using the phone.
E&BRubberDuckieDesk
Rubber Duckie on Desk
Bert is writing a letter when he notice Ernie's Rubber Duckie on the desk. He tells Ernie to move the Rubber Duckie and Ernie sees the desk as a place to put things on such as a football helmet, plate of cookies, and a feather duster. However, Bert cannot write his letter with all these objects on the table and tells Ernie to clean up the desk. In fast motion, Ernie cleans up the desk leaving his Rubber Duckie on the desk. He asks Bert if he can leave it on the desk and Bert says fine, not knowing he wanted Ernie to remove it in the first place.
Erniebertradio
The Radio Knob
Bert complains about Ernie having the radio volume on too loud. Ernie pulls the knob off the radio and puts it on Bert's stomach, and turns the volume of Bert's voice up and down.
Ernieberthomefromcamp
Ernie comes home from camp
Ernie returns home from Camp Winnewonga, to Bert's surprise. Ernie shows Bert all the things he brought back from camp, such as some rocks and a paper clip.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&b-pigeonparty
Pigeon Party
Bert gets all dressed up for the Pigeon Lover's Party, but he looks so different that Ernie doesn't believe that it's him.


Online: SesameStreet's YouTube Channel (YouTube)

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Ernie's Rollerskate
Bert tells Ernie to put his rollerskate away. Ernie imagines what would happen if Bert would step on it... he would most likely slide out the door, and fetch him an ice cream cone on the way!
BertIsOutside
Bert Almost Shops for Dinner
Bert tells Ernie not to open the locked door until he gets back from his shopping trip. After he leaves the apartment, however, he realizes he forgot his money, but no matter what he does, Ernie won't let him in the apartment because he thinks this is practice.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Snuffleupagus Sighting Ernie tries to tell Bert he saw a Snuffleupagus outside, but Bert doesn't believe him. When Bert looks out the window, he witnesses him, but now Ernie's not convinced.

Post-1990

Picture Summary / EKA Description
ErnieHumming
Headphones
Episode 3193
In order not to disturb Bert while reading, Ernie wears headphones to listen to the radio. Now Bert can't hear anything... except Ernie singing along very loudly.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

Quiet
Quiet
Episode 3492
Ernie tries to do everything quietly while Bert is reading. Bert gets annoyed and shouts at Ernie, so Ernie thinks it's okay to make loud noise again.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

Erniebert-playhouse
Ernie Plays House
Episode 3529
Bert tries to guess which part of the family Ernie is pretending to be -- which turns out to be the stove.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&B.Air
Discovery of Air
Episode 3695
Bert is reading a book about air, and tells Ernie that air moves things. Ernie decides to verify that with his electric fan, which blows Bert's book away - so that Bert can play baseball with Ernie.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

EB.Walkingbackwards
Ernie Walks Forwards and Backwards
Episode 3699
While Bert is trying to read a book about pigeons, Ernie practices walking backwards and always bumps into Bert when he does. To solve this problem, Ernie pushes Bert's chair (with Bert in it) out of the apartment.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

4000n
Hola
Episode 3818
Ernie practices saying "Hola" as he repeatedly opens and shuts the door. To make him stop, Bert convinces him he's mastered it. Ernie starts to practice saying adiós instead.
EB.remembertoys
Toy Box
Episode 3882
Ernie puts all his toys away and shows Bert how he remembers where Rubber Duckie is: he's under all his toys!


Online: Sesamestreet.org

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Tea Party
Episode 3886
Telly joins Ernie's pretend tea party, for which he invited the Friendly Giant, Cinderella and Super Adventure Boy.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EB.RubberDuckie
Bert sings "Rubber Duckie"
Episode 3887
Ernie makes Bert sing "Rubber Duckie" to his duckie to prepare for a time Ernie's not around and Rubber Duckie wants to be sung to. Just as soon as Bert begins to enjoy singing, Ernie has to leave.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

BPR
Bert and the banana phone
Episode 3899
Bert sees Ernie talk to an elephant while using a banana as a phone. Ernie explains to Bert that he is just pretending, but then he tells Bert that the elephant wants to talk to him.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)
Video: Imagine with Me

MagnetTrick
Magnet
Episode 3972
Bert shows Ernie a way to pick up paperclips without using his fingers: By using a magnet! However, Ernie points out that Bert used his fingers to pick up the magnet.


Online: Sesamestreet.org

SameHats
Bert's hats
Episode 3973
Bert is going to a pigeon convention but can't decide which of two hats he wants to wear to the convention, despite the fact that they are identical.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Dancing Monsters
Episode 4031
Bert's reading is interrupted by Ernie with a room of monsters dancing in various styles.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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Bert's Birthday
Episode 4034
For Bert's birthday, Ernie invited a singing and dancing elephant, a penguin band, and a group of honkers and dingers into the apartment. When Bert tells him he wants peace and quiet so he can read his book, Ernie leaves him alone -- after all, it's his birthday!
Guessthatanimalsound
Guess That Animal Sound
Episode 4046
Ernie makes a few animal sounds and wants Bert to guess what sounds he is making. Bert just wants to read his book and keeps guessing correctly by accident. Eventually, Ernie decides to agree to stop playing the game and leaves, but then a lion comes in and roars. Bert isn't paying attention and thinks that Ernie is making the animal sounds even though he promised not to.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

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"In My Book"
Episode 4075
Ernie invites Bert to play ball, but Bert prefers to read instead. He sings "In My Book", and soon finds himself clustered around by Ernie and all the characters referenced in his song.
ErnieasBerniece
Ernie pretends to be Bernice
Episode 4080
Bert's pigeon Bernice can't play with him, so Ernie pretends that he is Bernice. Then Ernie asks Bert to pretend that he is Ernie's Rubber Duckie.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

EBguessnext
Guess What's Next Game
Episode 4100
Bert tries to play a “Guess What's Next” pattern game with Ernie with paper clips and bottle caps. Then Ernie plays the game with Bert using sheep, chickens, and a cow. After the game is done, Ernie wants to play again (without farm animals this time) and decides to start with an Elephant, who rummages the whole room.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

A brief clip from this segment (altered with football-related elements) appeared in a NFL commercial that aired during the 2011 Superbowl.

E&b-frog100
Frog Count to 100
Episode 4108
Bert tells Ernie that the perfect way to start the day is with a big bowl of oatmeal. But Ernie disagrees, saying that the "perfect" way to start the day is with a frog who can count to 100 by tens. The frog ends up "knee-deep" in Bert's oatmeal.


Online: Sesamestreet.org (SSvideo)

E&BInOutBook
Out and In
When Bert reads a book called "Out and In", Ernie comes up with a game, where he keeps running in and out through the front door. When he doesn't come back in the last time, Bert goes out looking for him, not realizing that Ernie came back in the back door.
EB.smallbig
Big and Small
Ernie wants to talk about big and small, so naturally he recruits Bert to help. He suits him up with a hat too big for his head while Ernie wears one that's too small. Ernie picks up a tiny box and asks Bert to get the one off-screen which is so big that Bert has trouble carrying it. Finally, Bert wants to demonstrate small this time, so Ernie gives him a bite-sized cookie, only to walk away with an enormous cookie for himself.
E&B-PaperclipStack
Bottle cap Stack
Bert tries to keep his stack of bottle caps safe from an energetic Ernie, who demonstrates to Bert all the different things he can do.
E&B-Turns
Taking Turns
While Bert reads, Ernie begins playing his drums, which makes it hard for him to read. So, Ernie comes up with an idea for them to take turns, however, Bert's turns don't last as long as he hoped.
E&BBestfriends
Best Friends
Ernie wants to know if Bert will still be his best friend if he has a hat, jumps around saying rutabaga. Bert stops him and says that he will be his best friend no matter what. Ernie then decides that he won't do those things anymore. Instead he wants to have a fish on his head, dance and saying hippity hoppity.


Video: Welcome to Israel

E&B-MusicPlant
Music and Plants
Ernie thinks Bert's plant will grow faster if he plays it some music.
Folge2504-8
The Lost Duckie
Ernie has lost his Rubber Duckie and he calls Bert who are out of town for help. As Ernie get more upset he starts to jump up and down in the chair, and Bert can hear Rubber Duckie, Ernie notice the sound as well and looks under the cushion and finds the duck. He runs off to play with Rubber Duckie, forgetting to hang up the phone.

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