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Announcer
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And now, PIGS… IN… SPACE! You may remember, when we last left the spaceship Swinetrek, it was caught in a meteor storm. If you don't remember, that's okay, I've just reminded you.
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Link and Strangepork try to steer the ship as it rattles.
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Miss Piggy
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Oh! Captain Link! Whatever shall we do?
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Link Hogthrob
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Don't worry, First Mate Piggy, no meteor can penetrate the hull of this ship! It's made of super-strength porkium alloy!
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Ja, that's right. Absolutely no chance of any damage.
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A hole is immediately punctured in the hull, and the ship starts losing air. Piggy screams.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Of course, I'm usually wrong about these things!
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Link Hogthrob
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Help! There's a hole in the hull! There's a hole in the hull!
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Miss Piggy
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Help! … We've got to plug the hole before all the air is sucked out of the ship!
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Link Hogthrob
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Yes, but what can we plug it with?
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Miss Piggy
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I don't know, knuckle-brain! You just plug the hole!
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Link Hogthrob
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Okay!
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He drags Piggy towards the hole and plugs it with her head.
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Miss Piggy
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Hey — what's going on?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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There! There, now we've plugged the hole. Are you happy?
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Miss Piggy
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(muffled) No I'm not! Get me outta here!
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Link Hogthrob
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Lucky it was a snout-sized hole, or we'd be in big trouble. (laughs)
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Miss Piggy
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If you don't get me out of here, you'll be in even bigger trouble!
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Quick, Link! Get the pepper!
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Miss Piggy
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Get the pepper?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Yeah, don't worry. With this pepper, we'll have you out of there in no time!
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Link fetches a pepper shaker and sprinkles it on Piggy.
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Miss Piggy
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Hold it — hold it —
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Link Hogthrob
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Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle.
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She sneezes her way out of the hole.
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Link Hogthrob
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Oh! Oh, help! I'm being sucked into the hole!
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He plugs it.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Oh, good work, Captain! You've saved the ship!
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Miss Piggy
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Yay!
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Announcer
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Tune in again next time for Pigs in Space, when we'll hear Captain Link say …
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Link Hogthrob
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Oh — but what about my head?
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Miss Piggy
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Don't worry, it's not a vital organ.
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The closing music plays.
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