Episode 503: Joan Baez

Rizzo and the other rats bother Kermit for a spot on the show, so Kermit asks Beauregard to "take care of them." Of course, Bo takes that literally, and treats them as guests. The rats make Beau their president, and manipulate him into giving them food. The rats eventually become so bold that they decide to take over the show. Kermit says Beau has to kick them out, or he goes with them. Beau chooses to stick with his new rat friends, until Piggy enlightens him.

Highlights

Prairie Dogs, weasels and raccoons sing "That's Right, the Critters are Smarter," finishing their number by blowing up a pollution-spewing factory.

On "Pigs in Space", Rizzo tries to join the Swinetrek's crew.

Quotes

Captain Hogthrob: "You could never join our crew. You'd have to pass an intelligence test."

Rizzo: "Did he pass it?"

First Mate Piggy: "Yes... Oh, I see what you mean."

Joan Baez: "That's what happens when you take Ghandi from a baby."

Notes

This episode is the first time Rizzo the Rat had a major speaking role. He first appeared in Episode 418, and had occasional background parts since then. Even in this episode, he doesn't stand out much from the rest of the rats, mostly appearing in a crowd. His only solo scene is the "Pigs in Space" sketch, but he isn't referred to by name.