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"I Got Rhythm"

Pigs in Space

The Swinetrek quickly falls in mid-space.
Announcer And now, PIGS… IN… SPACE!
Open on the inside of the Swinetrek, which is tilted to the right.
Announcer When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek, it had developed a severe list.
Miss Piggy Do something!
Link Hogthrob (fiddling with the controls) I can't correct it! There's something wrong with the gyro-slopic … what do you call it, Dr. Strangepork?
Dr. Julius Strangepork I don't know, but if it isn't fixed, it'll sure louse up our billiard game tonight.
Link Hogthrob Right.
Miss Piggy But — maybe I can fix it.
Link Hogthrob You?
Miss Piggy Hah. (grunts)
She moves towards the center, and the ship balances out.
Link Hogthrob Hey.
Miss Piggy Oh. Well. Ahem. I fixed it.
Dr. Julius Strangepork But all you did was sit in Link's seat.
Link Hogthrob Maybe it took a woman's touch! (laughs)
Miss Piggy It's working, isn't it, gentlemen?
Link Hogthrob Yes it is. Okay, let me back in my own seat here.
He switches seats with Piggy, and the ship immediately tilts again.
Miss Piggy (grunts) 'Scuse me. Whoa! Wait! Wait! Oh no!
Link Hogthrob Help! Help! It's doing it again.
Dr. Julius Strangepork Wait. First Mate Piggy, come here please.
Miss Piggy Why?
Dr. Julius Strangepork Just come here.
Miss Piggy (sigh) All right. (grunts) Watch it.
She makes her way over to Strangepork, and the ship tilts in the other direction.
Miss Piggy What is it?
Dr. Julius Strangepork Link, I think we've found the answer. (indicates Piggy)
Link Hogthrob Oh?
Miss Piggy It's a coincidence, Strangepork!
Dr. Julius Strangepork Oh yeah? Then why don't you go back to your own seat?
Miss Piggy Well, I think I will! Ahem. (grunts)
She makes her way over to her seat, and almost makes it when she realizes…
Miss Piggy Uh-oh.
She quickly sits down, and the ship rapidly tilts to the right.
Link Hogthrob Hey, I get it now! (points to Piggy and laughs)
Miss Piggy One word from you, lard-lips, and you're dead!
Link Hogthrob As you wish, First Mate FATSO! (laughs with Strangepork)
Miss Piggy FATSO?! That does it! Hi-YAH!
She uses her weight as a weapon.
Link Hogthrob Help! Get her away from me!
Miss Piggy Hi-YAH!
The tilt/chase continues. Blackout.

UK spot

Fozzie's comedy act

Backstage / Kermit and "Mr. Frog"

"Pig Shuffle"


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