|The Muppet Show|
|Production||June 26-28, 1979|
|Premiere|| UK: November 16, 1979|
US: November 8, 1979
|Releases||Best of the Muppet Show|
- "Take Ten Terrific Girls" (Statler and Waldorf)
- "When the Bloom is on the Sage" (Beverly Sills)
- Muppet News Flash
- "Muppera" (The Fuzz Brothers)
- Muppet University (Sam the Eagle)
- Pigoletto (Beverly and the Pigs)
| ||Cold Open: Guest star Beverly Sills is practicing. She hits a note so high that she breaks Scooter's glasses.|
|"The Muppet Show Theme": Gonzo plays by ear.|
|At the start of the show, Statler and Waldorf complain that the opening numbers are too weird -- "what do you have tonight, a Chinese gorilla dancing ballet?" Embarrassed, Kermit cancels the opening number, infuriating the Chinese gorilla who was planning to dance ballet.|
| || Tired of their criticism, Kermit asks the old men what they would do for an opening number, so they throw together a burlesque number: "Take Ten Terrific Girls". The number stars ten terrific girls, but, as the lyrics suggest, only nine costumes.
Statler and Waldorf share a few old Vaudeville-style jokes during the number:
Statler: "What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Waldorf: "I don't know. What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?"
Statler: "Hot cross bunnies!"
Waldorf: "Tell me, Mr. Statler, why do bees hum?"
Statler: "I don't know, Mr. Waldorf, why do bees hum?"
Waldorf: "Because they don't know the words!"
|Backstage, Scooter tells Kermit that his bike is being stolen. Kermit runs outside, leaving Fozzie to introduce the next act. Fozzie assures Scooter that he knows all about Beverly Sills.|
| ||Confused about who the guest star is, Fozzie introduces her as "one of the great singers of country and western music," Miss Bev Sills. Beverly sings "When the Bloom is on the Sage" in opera style, and also tap dances. She is accompanied by Lubbock Lou and his Jughuggers.|
|Between numbers, Miss Piggy practices her soprano on Kermit when she finds out Beverly will be doing an opera number at the end of the show. He tells her that Beverly is holding auditions later, and Piggy should love the opera -- it's called "Pigoletto."|
|The Newsman rushes on for a Muppet News Flash to announce that Beverly will be singing opera until the cows come home. Just then, he gets run over by a herd of cows.|
| ||Gonzo meets with Beverly in her dressing room to demonstrate his new art form -- spoon-hanging. When Sam the Eagle arrives to worship at Beverly's feet, he's scandalized to find her practicing spoon-hanging.|
|The UK Spot for the episode is an opera number performed by the Fuzz Brothers.|
| || Miss Piggy visits Beverly in her dressing room to audition for "Pigoletto."
Soon, the room is filled with auditioning pigs, including Strangepork playing the kazoo and Link Hogthrob trying out for the basketball team. Beverly tells them that they'll all have a part in the closing number.
| ||That doesn't sit well with the other animals, who complain to Kermit that they can sing opera too -- suggesting "Goat-erdammerung" (Götterdämmerung), "La Traviotter" (La Traviata) and "Madame Buttermilk" (Madama Butterfly). Robin the Frog claims that he's perfect for "Low 'n Green" (Lohengrin), to which Kermit believes he could play the lead if he scrunches down.|
| ||Onstage, Sam the Eagle presents Muppet University, a classy educational feature.|
| || Kermit tells Sam he thinks things went well in his act, especially with the protozoa.
Scooter arrives to tell Kermit that everything is set for the closing number, except for with the spear carriers; they're demanding money. Kermit says no until he is persuaded (by the spears) to change his mind.
| ||For the closing number, Beverly performs "Pigoletto," with a chorus of upstaging pigs, including Link Hogthrob, Julius Strangepork, and Miss Piggy as Cleopatra. Although the name is a spoof of Rigoletto, the music being performed is also taken from La Traviata, Carmen, Aida, and Die Walkure. Beverly gets involved in a "who can sing higher" contest with Piggy, which ends when Piggy drops to a dramatic low note.|
|At the closing, Beverly Sills tells Kermit that she enjoyed doing The Muppet Show almost as much as performing opera. Gonzo arrives to ask her if that means she'll be giving up great art such as spoon hanging for lesser mediums.|
- Nickelodeon: Muppet University was cut.
- Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Statler and Waldorf, Beauregard, Beaker, the Newsman, Robin the Frog, Sam the Eagle, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Lubbock Lou and His Jughuggers, Kermit the Protozoa, Fozzie Amoeba, the Fuzz Brothers, Goat, cow, Otter
- Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Fuzz Brother, Link Hogthrob, and the Newsman
- Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal and Sam the Eagle
- Jerry Nelson as Robin, Fuzz Brother and Dr. Julius Strangepork
- Richard Hunt as Scooter, Beaker, Cow, and Statler
- Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Otter and Beauregard
- Steve Whitmire as Goat
- Louise Gold as others
- Kathy Mullen as others
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